Oblivion vampires are more of an annoyance than anything beneficial.
I still won't cure my character because what if I want to be a vampire later?
Vampire Adventure
The lifeless husk that was once a worthy enemy now lies on the floor, motionless.
You revel in your victory, boasting and gloating before heading back to your previous task: turning that heap of fat into your minion.
Disregarding any sense of stealth since everyone else is dead, you walk up to the mound of lard sleeping in the ominous corridor of the tomb of your unholy family.
You begin feasting upon his blood, puncturing his neck with your needle-like fangs. Then, when your jaw is covered and dripping in blood, do you deliver the vampiric blood from the vial.
He shudders.
His blood spurts, drains, and seeps from his now-pale body.
His eyes open wide, in pain and suffering.
His tongue whispers something in the old language, he is becoming one with the monstrous hunger for blood.
And then, he stops. Your now unquestioningly loyal minion quickly gets out of the bed he was sleeping in, and kneels down to you.
In the old tongue, he says to you: "Hail, glorious master. I thank you for breaking me free from the shackles of humanity. Please, announce me a new name to mark this new era of my now eternal life!"
You don't exactly know why, but you think Fatcake is a pretty suiting name.
You revel in your victory, boasting and gloating before heading back to your previous task: turning that heap of fat into your minion.
Disregarding any sense of stealth since everyone else is dead, you walk up to the mound of lard sleeping in the ominous corridor of the tomb of your unholy family.
You begin feasting upon his blood, puncturing his neck with your needle-like fangs. Then, when your jaw is covered and dripping in blood, do you deliver the vampiric blood from the vial.
He shudders.
His blood spurts, drains, and seeps from his now-pale body.
His eyes open wide, in pain and suffering.
His tongue whispers something in the old language, he is becoming one with the monstrous hunger for blood.
And then, he stops. Your now unquestioningly loyal minion quickly gets out of the bed he was sleeping in, and kneels down to you.
In the old tongue, he says to you: "Hail, glorious master. I thank you for breaking me free from the shackles of humanity. Please, announce me a new name to mark this new era of my now eternal life!"
You don't exactly know why, but you think Fatcake is a pretty suiting name.
You beat the shit out of him for not being able to talk properly.Head of The Brothel wrote:Teach him propper english.
These old languages are not respectable around the upper class, and no Vampire worth his teeth will let himself be seen being talked to in the vampire equivalent of a kid making armpit farts.
Name him Gunther.
Maybe you should've chosen the booksmarts guy.
Too late for that.
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