problems with pokemon if there real

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:42 pm

galaxian arrow wrote:what about murders, with like pokemon that know toxic or guillotine

Well, Toxic is negated by wild berries, of all things, so that's not a worry. And guillotine only makes the opponent faint, for some bizarre reason.

Crawfish · Post by **Crawfish** » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:51 pm

Guillotine is obviously just an incredibly forceful attack at the foe's neck/shoulder. It doesn't break skin, but it maybe nails a serious pressure point or something. Named for what it could be, not what it actually does.

...I'll assume.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:38 am

I would ride my torterra to school

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:42 am

BurntToShreds wrote:I would ride my torterra to school

Can I bring down storms of ice with my Mammoth and control lightning with my Magnezone?

epona4 · Post by **epona4** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 3:57 am

BurntToShreds wrote:I would ride my torterra to school

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:13 am

Snorlax breeding would become Sex-Ed.

Crawfish · Post by **Crawfish** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:47 am

I would ride my Magnezone to school.

Badfish · Post by **Badfish** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:48 am

Wars would be a lot cooler.
EDIT: OH JESUS FUCK WHAT HAPPENED

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:52 am

goddamnit electric goat

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:51 am

I'm into Steelix at the moment.

Probably ride that everywhere and cause havoc.

I wonder if any government would actually fund non-profit services like Pokemon Centres though. Seems unlikely to me.

Petah-Petah · Post by **Petah-Petah** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:56 am

If Cockfighting Society were real, I'd go on journey and fight other trainers. Then, after years of traveling, I'll finally become the champion, 40 years old and unable to get a job. :V

Myk · Post by **Myk** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:34 pm

I would release a Wailord on top of a school.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:49 pm

Pokemon aren't dangerous; all they do is make other pokemon faint.

No.
Killing.

Clear Blue · Post by **Clear Blue** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:11 pm

I would fly to school with my Staravia or get my Abra to teleport me to school.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Oct 04, 2009 2:34 pm

I wonder if Dittos are transsexual...?