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[Shoolis]

You can have me Def.

[Reubo]

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[Defenestrator2.0]

You can have me Def.

no homo

[Game Angel]

You can have me Def.

no homo

What about me

[gigoergong]

Def

Nobel Prize for Literature

FOREVER

[Deiphobus]

bear my children def

[Defenestrator2.0]

HERP DERP LITERCHUR DERP DORP




NOBEL PRIZE PLS

[Firestorm]

[Squigzog]

[Indecisive]

he planned on killing himself by slitting his razorblade wrists? How does that kill? And why do it in a razorblade bathtub?

Besides that, HYES! NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE!

[Shoolis]

You can have me Def.

no homo

Who said anything about sex? I was proposing I be your slave. Get your dry cleaning and shit. Although I don't know how this would work through the internet.

[Indecisive]

he planned on killing himself by slitting his razorblade wrists? How does that kill? And why do it in a razorblade bathtub?

Besides that, HYES! NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE!

Cut your wrists and you bleed to death.

GO ON, TRY IT. WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU,

Just kidding

And the bathtub?

[Indecisive]

Am I funny yet

[Defenestrator2.0]

he planned on killing himself by slitting his razorblade wrists? How does that kill? And why do it in a razorblade bathtub?

Besides that, HYES! NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE!

Cut your wrists and you bleed to death.

GO ON, TRY IT. WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU,

Just kidding

And the bathtub?

Because in the majority of cases where people cut their wrists with razorblades in an attempt to commit suicide, they do it in the bathroom, most likely because a) that's where razorblades are generally kept, and 2) it's a private, secluded location with little chance of somebody else walking in on them and intervening. As for the bathtub thing, if somebody commits suicide by cutting their wrists in the bathroom, more often than not their bodies are found in the bathtub. I suspect that the reasons behind this are 1) it's a place where you can comfortably lie down and await your death, and 2) as far as dying in a bathroom goes, there isn't a more decent place to die. The blood goes down the drain so there's little mess left behind, not to mention that your only other real choices are the floor and the toilet. In the context of suicide, the bathtub just makes sense, really, because it's the most dignified place to die when it comes to bathrooms.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

Also, filling the bathtub with water and sticking your bleeding arm in it allows the blood to flow out more quickly, diffusing into the water. Thus, you die even faster.