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Today in the phony class named "Exercises in critical thinking" ve vere asked to vrite something about vhat ve believed in before and not naow. This vas my answer:

I used to believe that I vould receive cake vhen I finished GLaDOS' tests. She told me so at least. As I rushed through the obstacles, I met my last challenge, and her last "gift" if you may call it that.
It vasn't a cake. It vas a fiery pit of death!
I escaped her clutches. Her cold claws af death. I then ran around, and found her. Bit for bit, I shot her, making pieces af her fell off. I took them and burnt them! Every single piece af it. There vas a big explosion in the end, destroying the whole place to smithereens. I then lost my consciousness, lying on the cold asphalt.
The cake vas a lie!

Also, every single teacher af mine are on strike. LOL VHOOPS NOT FRENCH
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Trygve wrote:Today in the phony class named "Exercises in critical thinking" ve vere asked to vrite something about vhat ve believed in before and not naow. This vas my answer:

I used to believe that I vould receive cake vhen I finished GLaDOS' tests. She told me so at least. As I rushed through the obstacles, I met my last challenge, and her last "gift" if you may call it that.
It vasn't a cake. It vas a fiery pit of death!
I escaped her clutches. Her cold claws af death. I then ran around, and found her. Bit for bit, I shot her, making pieces af her fell off. I took them and burnt them! Every single piece af it. There vas a big explosion in the end, destroying the whole place to smithereens. I then lost my consciousness, lying on the cold asphalt.
The cake vas a lie!

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I know this is of no relevence to anybody, but my final exam is friday and after that I'm not leaving the computer for a few days.
So I'll be on AZ more.

Also I suppose I should add I think my exams went pretty well. Yup.
No, wait, ignore that.
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I don't know vhat to believe... Your whole post or everything excluding your signature.
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we missed you blubber
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So I think I'm going to pass all my classes except for Health.
Whoooooo.

I'm not sure how I'll explain myself to my parents when they find out I failed Health though. .-.
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Thanks Bacon! I've not even been lurking, so the forums a bit...
...confusing for me.
I'll adjust, just gimme a few days.
No, wait, ignore that.
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Silver_Wolf wrote:
Reyo wrote:
Silver_Wolf wrote:There was a good prank that I heard once.
Buy three piglets. Paint the numbers 1,2, and 4 on them and release them into the school. I guess you could put diapers on the piglets so they don't make a mess. The school with go crazing looking pig 3.
If you were going for originality, you should know that your idea has been told, and retold countless times where the only difference is what animal is released into the school.
Well. OK then. I was just saying what one of my friends told me last year. :|
I'm still excited that I only have to take 3 exams.
Oh ok. It's just that you have no idea how frustrating it is when people pass off an idea like that and say "LOLHURRDURR I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF!!"
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My last day of school is Friday


then i graduate on the 11th


and my sweetie bought me a graduatio present that i've wanted for years aaaahh~ I love you
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Hello everyone, I have almost graduated from school and now I need to prepare for the entrance exams to the median college. How can I effectively prepare myself?
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Admission to medical school is the result of long and hard work. The courses http://medicmind.co.uk/ helped me with this. Thanks to them, I was able to prepare well for the exams. If you are firmly convinced that treating people is your calling, and you are ready to overcome any obstacles on the way to your goal, if the pessimistic remarks of skeptics do not bother you, then choose an educational institution and start preparing for admission.
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Hi all. So my wife and I decided to send our son to study in Switzerland. So far, this is only the initial stage, which means that as much information as possible on this topic is needed. Can someone help with advice?
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