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How should I continue the story?

Poll ended at Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:23 am

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Put the skirt on your Pikachu and laugh at how ridiculous it looks.
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Rape the manager of the store with herm-dick.
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Realize you're probably going insane. Go find a therapist, you crazy woman.
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Buy goods?

What was it we needed to buy again?

Weren't we supposed to give somebody a package?

Oh we dropped that.

Grab an empty box - put the skirt in the box with a note saying 'For my dear shopkeeper - enclosed is a gift just for you. I just hope I got you the right size.' Sign the note 'Love, Prof. Oak.'

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Add a P.S. to the note which tells the shopkeeper to provide you with whatever items you need and to charge them to Prof. Oak's tab!

:awesome:
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lyrasen wrote:Put the skirt on your Pikachu and laugh at how ridiculous it looks.
>You put your skirt on Burnie. IT looks ridiculous and cute, you giggle whilst looking at her.
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SBKT wrote:Rape the manager of the store with herm-dick.
>You see how hot the store clerk is but you feel self-conscious about asking him out. You go up to him ready to rape him with your herm-dick but then check. What? It's gone! You remember that the beginning of your adventure involving Prof. Oak was just a dream.
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lyrasen wrote:Realize you're probably going insane. Go find a therapist, you crazy woman.
>You must be going crazy, how could you mistake a dream for reality? You need to seek a therapist now! But wait...there are no therapists in Pewter City, the only one you know of is in Saffron City. Crap.
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DoNotDelete wrote:Buy goods?

What was it we needed to buy again?

Weren't we supposed to give somebody a package?

Oh we dropped that.

Grab an empty box - put the skirt in the box with a note saying 'For my dear shopkeeper - enclosed is a gift just for you. I just hope I got you the right size.' Sign the note 'Love, Prof. Oak.'

:awesome:

Add a P.S. to the note which tells the shopkeeper to provide you with whatever items you need and to charge them to Prof. Oak's tab!

:awesome:
Yes.
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Crash the game.
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Get Angry at Oak for being an illusion.

Have sex with the shopkeeper anyways and look innocent when the Officer Jennies come and find him having sex with someone who's underaged.
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Decide to just buy some items instead. You've been making a lot of bad decisions lately.
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lyrasen wrote:Decide to just buy some items instead. You've been making a lot of bad decisions lately.
Cause multiple personality disorder to develop. Fight self.
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Stop hitting yourself
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((Sorry, for missing your post DnD.))
DoNotDelete wrote:Buy goods?

What was it we needed to buy again?

Weren't we supposed to give somebody a package?

Oh we dropped that.

Grab an empty box - put the skirt in the box with a note saying 'For my dear shopkeeper - enclosed is a gift just for you. I just hope I got you the right size.' Sign the note 'Love, Prof. Oak.'

:awesome:

Add a P.S. to the note which tells the shopkeeper to provide you with whatever items you need and to charge them to Prof. Oak's tab!

:awesome:
Yes.
>You remember that Potions were in your grocery list. You have a great idea to lure that guy into your girlish clutches! You put your skirt in the old box and leave a message. You hand it over to the shopkeeper, he seems to like it but is not tricked,
"Hey babe, wanna go out?" he asks in a smooth voice.
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Username wrote:Crash the game.
>You walk up to him and trip. Your Gameboy falls out and crashes against the floor. But it's a Nintendo Product so the brick only gets a scratch.
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SBKT wrote:Get Angry at Oak for being an illusion.

Have sex with the shopkeeper anyways and look innocent when the Officer Jennies come and find him having sex with someone who's underaged.
>You pick up your Gameboy and throw it on the floor in anger. You don't know why but tripping and embarrassing yourself in front of this guy is all Prof. Oak's fault. You need to take revenge in the future somehow.
>The store clerk helps you up and you glomp him. He falls behind the counter and the two of you proceed to have sex. Officer Jenny walks into the store looking for the thief and pyromaniac of Viridian City. She sees the two of you making sweet love and pries you apart,
"The two of you should be ashamed! I'm taking you to your parents right now!" she doesn't comment on your ages because it just so happens that the clerk is 16, you're only two years younger.
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lyrasen wrote:Decide to just buy some items instead. You've been making a lot of bad decisions lately.
>Oh wait, it turns out it was just a fantasy. You're still on the floor. You pick yourself up and buy a couple of Potions.
>The clerk does seem to like you though and charges Prof. Oak for the potions. You buy 60 potions just so that Prof. Oak will have a high bill. Revenge Taken!
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>You obtain Potions x60! You put them in your inventory!
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SBKT wrote:Cause multiple personality disorder to develop. Fight self.
>Once again your morals intervene. You are tired of this and your mind breaks! An evil side and a good side of you are suddenly created and you now have two personalities.
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Riodsey wrote:Stop hitting yourself
>The shop keeper is alarmed when you start beating yourself up. He grabs your hand and you stop hitting yourself.
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Hightail it to Mt. Moon.
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Dark side: Poison store clerk's coffee with nightshade

Good side: CRY SOME MORE
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lyrasen wrote:Hightail it to Mt. Moon.
>You feel terrible about beating yourself up in front of this hottie. You run away from the PokeMart and towards Mt. Moon.
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>You reach the front of Mt. Moon when a trainer suddenly sees you.
"Does this skirt make my butt look big?" she says before calling out a Jigglypuff.
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>Lass Michelle would like to battle!
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