montreal or vancouver?

Water · Post by **Water** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:17 am

SkinbadKD wrote:im talking about places with a good night life where you can party hard

New York.

SkinbadKD · Post by **SkinbadKD** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:21 am

Water wrote:
SkinbadKD wrote:im talking about places with a good night life where you can party hard
New York.

no way

in america you're not even allowed to touch the strippers

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:37 am

Montreal.

They have the Just For Laughs comedy festival, as well as the fact both the Canadians and French are "romantic" (easy) people. It's like two birds with one stone.

And by two birds, I mean two vaginas.

Guess what the stone is.

Not to mention, Vancouver is the gang crime capital of Canada. Chances are you're going to get shot before you get any. (I live closer to Vancouver, so I know these things.)

SkinbadKD · Post by **SkinbadKD** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:39 am

wtf. ive never been to vancouver but it was rated one of the top cities in the world

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:43 am

Miss StarSeed wrote:Montreal.

They have the Just For Laughs comedy festival, as well as the fact both the Canadians and French are "romantic" (easy) people. It's like two birds with one stone.

And by two birds, I mean two vaginas.

Guess what the stone is.

Not to mention, Vancouver is the gang crime capital of Canada. Chances are you're going to get shot before you get any. (I live closer to Vancouver, so I know these things.)

My city is high up. We're tops in Canada for car theft and STD's.

I've contemplated marking myself up as a mail-order husband for an excuse to get the hell out of where I am. I'm hoping someone to the south buys me.

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:44 am

It's a beautiful city, making some of the biggest bucks in the video gaming industry, but it's nicknamed "New China" by locals because of an incredibly high asian population, and my brother, who lives not even an hours drive out of the city, carries a knife with him whenever he leaves the house just in case. He's not close enough for the gang violence, but the rest of the violence is close enough to be an issue.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:44 am

SBKT wrote:I've contemplated marking myself up as a mail-order husband for an excuse to get the hell out of where I am. I'm hoping someone to the south buys me.

*waves cheddar*
I could use a butler.

Buttler. That's what I meant.

zombiejesus · Post by **zombiejesus** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:48 am

Peterborough Ontario.
The original settlers were Irish.
The downtown area is nothing but Bars, Pubs and Clubs.
The strip club is alright. I haven't been there but I heard good things.
And it is party central. I'm still recovering from a kegger I went to on friday.

Although I want to go to Montreal. French woman are hawt.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:48 am

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
SBKT wrote:I've contemplated marking myself up as a mail-order husband for an excuse to get the hell out of where I am. I'm hoping someone to the south buys me.
*waves cheddar*
I could use a butler.

Buttler. That's what I meant.

I'm game. No lube plz.

Alex · Post by **Alex** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:58 am

America.

Water · Post by **Water** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:11 am

Miss StarSeed wrote:Montreal.

They have the Just For Laughs comedy festival, as well as the fact both the Canadians and French are "romantic" (easy) people. It's like two birds with one stone.

And by two birds, I mean two vaginas.

Guess what the stone is.

Ooh, ooh! Is it a Canadian twenty dollar bill?

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:13 am

Go somewhere else.

You're like the new FooFlyer or something.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:25 am

SkinbadKD wrote:im talking about places with a good night life where you can party hard

Post by **Merlin** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:41 am

A friend of a friend went to a strip club in Canada and got crabs. He had to shave his eyebrows, whole head, everything.

I'm staying in America.

Locked cuz u r fagget.