Bad Jokes

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:42 pm

Trygve wrote:What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
A Skype Conference.

Oh you.

Post by **The Bouncer** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:43 pm

Game Angel wrote:
Trygve wrote:What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
A Skype Conference.
Oh you.

That's not a bad joke, that's a fact!

Fluffdick · Post by **Fluffdick** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:45 pm

Yeili wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
Trygve wrote:What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
A Skype Conference.
Oh you.
That's not a bad joke, that's a fact!

A++ Joke

Sphenox · Post by **Sphenox** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:02 pm

Darkly Nightman · Post by **Darkly Nightman** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:33 pm

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
Because Bowser was playing yet again and he would shit his first pair.

Feyrhagan · Post by **Feyrhagan** » Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:19 am

^Hahaha! That's a funny image.
I'll wait 'til later to find a joke, so you guys don't call me an uber noob and Gannonban me from the site. Just bein' cautious.

Furour · Post by **Furour** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:05 am

uhh, kinda racist? My mom loves this joke.

'Why did god give the blacks the gift of jive?'

As an apology for screwing up their hair.

(think about it...)[/spoiler]

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:26 am

What do you call a rich man who's starving?
Well I suppose you could call him some chinese food or pizza, but really you probably should just leave him alone, he should be able to fix the problem himself.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Well noone really knows the answer to that, it's kind of hard to understand the psychology of a chicken and its reasoning as to why it didn't cross a road.
ALL I'VE GOT ARE SUBVERSIONS.
Ok, let's try a non subversive joke.
So I went to a restraunt the other night, and I ordered some ramen, I noticed that the chef was walking kind of funny, when my ramen was done, I noticed that he was walking normally this time, so I eat my ramen which seemed to have some strange juice in it, then after drinking some of the juice, it made me have to vomit, so I rushed to the bathroom and noticed there was an out of order sign on it.
There's your non subversive bad joke.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 4:56 pm

What does Michael Jackson like best about twenty five year olds?
There's twenty of them.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:16 pm

What did the black guy tell the jew on the golf club?
Who am I kidding? We wouldn't allow them to even be there!

Fluffdick · Post by **Fluffdick** » Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:24 pm

What was Rick doing to his wheel?
Rickrolling

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:59 am

My band teacher told my band class a joke yesterday...

'So, I had a grade 8 student who was a trumpet player.

He recently had surgery and had half of his brain removed.

Can you guess what he is now?'

'Percussionist!'

The kid on the drum kit didn't get it.

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:15 am

That reminds me of a joke a percussionist told my class:

Director: "You know, when someone can't play an instrument, they get two sticks and call themselves percussionists"

Percussionist: "And when they can't do that, they take one stick away and call themselves conductors."

Trennicus · Post by **Trennicus** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:43 am

iconsting wrote:That reminds me of a joke a percussionist told my class:

Director: "You know, when someone can't play an instrument, they get two sticks and call themselves percussionists"

Percussionist: "And when they can't do that, they take one stick away and call themselves conductors."

AAAAHAAAAAA.

I so have to remember that for band... so that I can get an F...

galaxian arrow · Post by **galaxian arrow** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:36 am

what's is black, white and red all over

a murderd interracial couple