Things that piss you off

[Tatzel]

The most frustrating thing in my life right now must be that I'm 25, and my family still treats me like a retarded 5 year old.

[Bappie]

It takes 30 minutes to get to a placement for me to do more IT work via my dad's delivery van.
It takes up to 2 hours to get home by bus.

I hate buses. I need them but I still hate them.

[TheStranger]

A friend of mine has decided to go vegan, and now she feels the need to give me play-by-plays every fucking time she cooks. "Ohhh, I made homemade pesto, I made protein bars, I made veggie whatever". She didnt do this before, is there some fucking protein that vegans dont get that makes them think anyone gives a shit about their crappy new diet? She keeps linking me to these stupid nutritional videos too, even though I've explicitly told her I dont like vegan food and have no intention of ever eating it again.

[Cori]

Q: How do you find a vegan in a crowded room?

A: Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you.

[AquaBat]

That can be said about several kinds of people

[[Citation Needed]]

hello yes i have a question: i'm a vegan who does crossfit, what do i tell everyone about first??

[Cori]

hello yes i have a question: i'm a vegan who does crossfit, what do i tell everyone about first??

You complain that your crossfit protein shake isn't vegan enough for you. That way you get two bases covered with one whine!

[TheStranger]

And they always describe the horrible concoctions as "yummy". ALWAYS that fucking word. Vegan food is not fucking YUMMY, its glorified horse feed!! And of course end every description with ":3"

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

[AquaBat]

One of my finals was moved from Tuesday to fucking tomorrow.
This is also the day I have to hand shit in if I want to pass the fucking class.
I'm so rustled off that I had to find this gif and post it to alleviate a potential sheer breakdown.

[Chloemew]

i wish parents would teach their kids that supermarkets are not a playground

[The Nightman]

Some douche nozzle hospitalized a kid at my school today. People are fucking savages.

[[Citation Needed]]

Some douche nozzle hospitalized a kid at my school today. People are fucking savages.

whoa whoa whoa what

Like, Kid VS Kid or Adult VS Kid? Or is it a multi-level school so it was Kid VS Much Larger Kid?

[Airra]

Those kindergarteners can be brutal. Don't let their lack of height catch you off guard.

[Bappie]

And of course end every description with ":3"

I use :3 a lot but I couldn't be more non-vegan.
Chicken is too delicious. :3

Is :3 actually a common vegan thing? So many people will think I'm vegan but couldn't be more wrong.

[Cori]

no it's not a common vegan thing.