[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:14 am

Granted, but you soon discover that it hates you just as much as everyone else.

I wish for a fish on a dish I could swish.

Ironfist · Post by **Ironfist** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:16 am

Granted, but the fish doesn't like to be swished and chomps your head off

I wish for a new Metroid game

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:18 am

It sucks so much, you commit suicide.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Fireheart storm · Post by **Fireheart storm** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:24 am

Unbalanced wrote:It sucks so much, you commit suicide.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but you die to to an oil spill.

I wish I could write a decent, full length Novella

Herdie · Post by **Herdie** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:26 am

Granted, but it's a Twilight book.

I wish upstanding members of society ruled the earth.

Fireheart storm · Post by **Fireheart storm** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:29 am

Herdie wrote:Granted, but it's a Twilight book.

I wish upstanding members of society ruled the earth.

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Granted, but then the earth is blown up for an intersteller highway of sorts/

I wish I was motivated to get back into shape.

Herdie · Post by **Herdie** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:33 am

Granted, but your self-obsession leads you into a horrible, egotistic spiral, alienating you from all you once loved and cherished,
and turning you into a steroid starved maniac, until your youth leaves you, your cheddar runs out, and you die, cold, ugly, alone and unloved.

(By the way, long post is long.)

I wish I was bringing the sexy back.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:37 am

Your wish is ungrantable.

I wish I had a wish that had no consequences.

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:37 am

Wish granted, but...that was kind of pointless.

I wish that this wish would be corrupted.

Fireheart storm · Post by **Fireheart storm** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:39 am

Granted, but it's so corupted that it sudenly turns tot he light side and is a good wish again.

I wish the Twi-tards at the school would stop trying to compare Twilight to shakespeare

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:41 am

Granted, you die.

I wish I could fly.

epona4 · Post by **epona4** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:43 am

Fireheart storm wrote:Granted, but it's so corupted that it sudenly turns tot he light side and is a good wish again.

I wish the Twi-tards at the school would stop trying to compare Twilight to shakespeare

Granted but then everything else is compared to Twilight, including the philosophies of Plato, Socrates, and Jesus

I wish I had a much better laptop then the one I have now. It's extremely fast and has awesome graphics, no viruses ever, and every graphic design program that I'm good at.

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:43 am

It runs on vista.

I wish I could make an internet meme.

Herdie · Post by **Herdie** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:58 am

Granted, but it involves a nude picture of you.

I wish I could star in a musical.

Fireheart storm · Post by **Fireheart storm** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:00 am

Granted, but it's Twilight: The musical.

I wish I could get better sleep.