[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:37 pm

Granted, but it sped up so much it was unable to stop and thus it was over in a day.

I wish I wasn't such a nerd.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:16 am

Ame no Akai wrote:Granted. You have to beat the ladies off you with a stick now. bodaciously. Enjoy fighting off the horde.

I wish this milk didn't taste weird.

iconsting wrote:Granted, you listen to it so loud that you co completely deaf.
'Tis a worthy way to go.

OBJECTION!

It is not possible to do like this in this thread. You can't choose your own reply.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:59 am

Granted. Now it tastes like jizz. :awesome:

I wish there was a way for me to sleep.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:07 am

Granted, but your brain cells deteoriate as people must knock you unconsious/ throw bug killer at you in order to make you go to sleep.

I wish that those good smelling flowers in the vase would stay alive forever.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:20 am

Granted, but they are highly toxic and you die from the fumes.

I wish I had a better computer.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:16 am

Granted. You get the world's ultimate computer. 20 years of agonizing study went into it. It was was crashed the economy though since most all taxes went STRAIGHT INTO IT. Hopy you're pop flyin' about making people starve.

I actually wish that I had cancer.

IndigoCrystal · Post by **IndigoCrystal** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:57 am

SBKT wrote:Granted. You get the world's ultimate computer. 20 years of agonizing study went into it. It was was crashed the economy though since most all taxes went STRAIGHT INTO IT. Hopy you're pop flyin' about making people starve.

I actually wish that I had cancer.

Granted, you die.

I wish I could wake up earlier in the morning on school days.

AAA · Post by **AAA** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:02 pm

IndigoCrystal wrote:
SBKT wrote:Granted. You get the world's ultimate computer. 20 years of agonizing study went into it. It was was crashed the economy though since most all taxes went STRAIGHT INTO IT. Hopy you're pop flyin' about making people starve.

I actually wish that I had cancer.
Granted, you die.

I wish I could wake up earlier in the morning on school days.

Granted but now you can only sleep ten minutes each 24 hour.

I wish i had a wish without creating a paradox.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:44 pm

Granted. You now have three butt-wishes.

I wish i was the Butt Genie. The Genie of the Butt.

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:07 am

Granted. It's the french butt genie and after being sseen, your mummified booty you live in is discarded. You're lonely and never freed.

I wish Diabetes had a cure.

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:11 am

Granted. There is a cure for diabetes but everyone with it dies of measles. The cure is rendered useless except as a cleaning solution for undershirts.

I wish I was a WoWfag again.

There Once Was a Ned · Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:03 am

Granted. Unfortunately, WoW becomes a hangout for child molestors and is deemed illegal. Secret Service beats down your door and arrests you for allegedly wanting to meet with a supposed 14 year old.

I wish everyone would shut up ((Frick yeah! Anyone who gets this referrence is... Well... Unusual, though I guess the show could be considered as a teen-ish show... Considering there are so many implicative things...))

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:14 am

Granted. Now that everyone has shut up they begin to actually think. Humans evolve into weak flabby things with gigantic heads, all mute and unable to communicate with eachother. They then all begin to buy WoW subscriptions so that they can talk to eachother via keyboard while capturing Humar or killing E(e?)cheyakee. (Ka-Doom and Lyra I know you're going to get at least half of that.)

I wish I did Nikola Tesla instead of Galileo Galilei for my language project.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:25 am

There Once Was a Ned wrote:I wish everyone would shut up

...Wait...Billy and Mandy?

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:32 am

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
There Once Was a Ned wrote:I wish everyone would shut up
...Wait...Billy and Mandy?

WHAT THE SHIT. GET OUT.

Granted, your topic fails anyways when you try to say he had relations with a pigeon and never a woman.

I wish I had 4000 dollars.