[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:54 am

Granted, but it ends up sucking hardcore.

I wish I was better at videogames.

SlackerJ · Post by **SlackerJ** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:09 am

Granted, but your new found abilities are limited to all games made prior to 1970...

I wish I had free unlimited internet access...

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:38 am

Granted, but there's still nothing good on the internet.

I wish I was interesting.

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:08 am

Granted, you're interesting now that you have an attention grabbing disfigured face.
I wish I knew how to play piano.

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:38 pm

Sounnikoura wrote:I wish spore didn't suck

Bacon wrote:Granted, but it ends up sucking

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:45 pm

Sounnikoura wrote:
Sounnikoura wrote:I wish spore didn't suck

Bacon wrote:Granted, but it ends up sucking

:awesome:

aka i messed that one up

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:12 pm

scebboaliwiw wrote:I wish I knew how to play piano.

But everyone knows how to play the piano, Scebbo! Just hit the keys with your fingers!

I wish I was UNDER THE SEA! UNDER THE SEA!!

(not a girl)

SlackerJ · Post by **SlackerJ** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:54 am

Granted, you end up drowning and getting eaten by fish...

I wish I knew how to draw comics...

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:27 am

Granted, but nobody likes them.

I wish people knew when the appropriate time to use an ellipsis was.

SlackerJ · Post by **SlackerJ** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:18 am

Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.

I wish I wasn't single...

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:23 am

SlackerJ wrote:Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.

That doesn't make sense

Do you know what an ellipsis is?

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:27 am

SlackerJ wrote:Granted, but it becomes overused in every book and movie known to man.

I wish I wasn't single...

Congratulations, you now have two heads.

You're officially a double!

I wish I looked better with a pony tail.

SlackerJ · Post by **SlackerJ** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:34 am

Unfortunately it also comes with a Pony Head which makes you look 1,000 times worse...

I wish I knew what I was doing here.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:43 am

You're here because you want to rape some young boys.

I wish my house cleaned itself

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:20 pm

Granted. But it also cleans your clock!

I wish for 10 fish.