[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Yewkewbius · Post by **Yewkewbius** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:54 pm

Granted, but you get bored of the peace that ensues and go insane

I wish that ___ would stop bothering me to date their friend

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:20 pm

Granted. You just get labelled as a jerk-booty for turning down so many requests from Flatline and their friend.

I wish I had a 360.
Not that I prefer it over the Wii myself, I just want one as well.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:51 pm

Granted, but you can only play Halo on it.

I wish the voice actors in Futurama wouldn't get recast.

Owlnine · Post by **Owlnine** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:05 pm

Granted but..... but..... I don't wanna corrupt a Futurama wish!

I wish I had some tea.

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:22 pm

Granted. You have the best tea of them all, because you left Futurama intact.

I wish for a portal gun.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:41 pm

Granted, but you can never eat cake anymore because it's all a lie.

I wish that I put more care into my drawings.

Yewkewbius · Post by **Yewkewbius** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:02 pm

Granted, but it's all you care about

I wish ice cream didn't melt so fast but didn't stay completely frozen

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:04 pm

Granted, but it explodes instead.

I wish my toe didn't hurt for no reason.

Yewkewbius · Post by **Yewkewbius** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:05 pm

Granted, but it now hurts because you were wearing heels (you strange person)

I wish everybody cared

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:08 pm

Yewkewbius wrote:Granted, but it now hurts because you were wearing heels (you strange person)

I wish everybody cared

Girls wear heels

Also, granted, but then everybody goes back to not caring.

I wish my hair would dry already.

Yewkewbius · Post by **Yewkewbius** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:16 pm

NO THEY DON'T
I thought you were not a girl when I typed that (this stuff happens a lot to me)

Granted, but it's in a funny and unmovable shape

I wish some of these things were actually funny

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:20 pm

Yewkewbius wrote:NO THEY DON'T
I thought you were not a girl when I typed that (this stuff happens a lot to me)

Granted, but it's in a funny and unmovable shape

I wish some of these things were actually funny

Whyyy does everyone think I'm a boy I am so confused

Granted, now everything is funny. And you never stop laughing.

I wish people would stop thinking I was a boy.

Yewkewbius · Post by **Yewkewbius** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:26 pm

Maybe you just act so manly

Granted, now people think you're a upstanding member of society

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener ! :awesome:

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:30 pm

I'm not manly ;A;

Granted, but instead you're just Oscar Meyer's weiner.

I wish I hadn't said that.

th3badg3r · Post by **th3badg3r** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:42 pm

Granted. You said "it" instead, and the Knight who formerly said Ni kill you to death.

I wish that I knew C++.