[Forum Game]Corrupt a Wish

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:34 am

Granted, but you can't remember English.

I wish I could find my DS games, I lost them all!

WonderWall · Post by **WonderWall** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:35 am

Granted, but now you've lost your DS.

I wish I had my drivers' license already. >:|

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:03 am

Granted, but now you're 80 and can't drive anyway.

I wish I was not so warm aaah

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:08 am

granted, now you're on Mars's north pole stuck in 400 ft of permafrost with ice instead of blood.

I wish that that viking would stop looking at me, ARRRRGH!

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:35 am

Granted, but instead he kills you.

I wish there were no time zones.

Owlnine · Post by **Owlnine** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:49 am

Granted. The world is now only 10 feet around.

I wish I could.... I dunno. Fly.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:51 am

Granted, but you get sucked up into the wings of an airplane and die.

I wish all the trolls would gtfo.

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:14 am

Granted. But the're only AFK. And you're on fire.
I wish for a puppy.

Harby · Post by **Harby** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:16 am

Granted but the puppie is on fire

I wish that the dog didn't die in Road Warrior

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:37 am

Granted, but the dog kills everyone else instead.

I wish I could draw well.

Owlnine · Post by **Owlnine** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:41 am

Granted. You now possess the skill, but you're blind.

I wish for a pony.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:16 am

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish I hadn't necro'd that thread. Durr why was it at the top @_@

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:02 pm

Bacon wrote:Granted, but it hates you.

I wish I hadn't necro'd that thread. Durr why was it at the top @_@

You called?
Granted, but you are banned from everythink in the world. Including breathing

I wish for a BFG.[/b]

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:08 pm

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish my tablet worked.

saximaphone · Post by **saximaphone** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:31 am

Granted, but whatever you draw comes to life and sets you on fire.

I wish I could change my shape and size at will.