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lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:16 am

Yelling Bird says:
aaa my remote fell on my keyboard
like a dead baby
that reminds me

I compare everything to dead babies.

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:02 am

[10:00:33 PM] Threeve: what could be more important than playing L4D2
[10:00:34 PM] BoNchkrow: I
[10:00:35 PM] BoNchkrow: DON'T
[10:00:36 PM] BoNchkrow: KNOOOOOW

Odyssey · Post by **Odyssey** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:24 am

Guys, I'm rereading the old quotes from the first 20 or so pages, and all I can really say is:

I miss all of you terribly.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:23 pm

ahh, the sun sure is shining

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:36 pm

Sure is ridiculous debate in here
[quote][14:09:39] Coach Nye: stop speaking nazi
[14:09:43] Coach Nye: we dont speak that here
[14:09:51] Coach Nye: in the land of the free
[14:09:53] Coach Nye: England
[14:10:00] Lolita: You have la large something in your lederhossen
[14:10:13] Lolita: Land of the Free
[14:10:14] Lolita: pfft
[14:10:20] Lolita: more like land of the terrible food
[14:10:27] Lolita: we have good food here in america
[14:10:32] Lolita: everything will one day be fried
[14:10:48] Coach Nye: what are your delicacies?
[14:10:55] Coach Nye: Chocolate covered Bacon?
[14:11:12] Lolita: we have brownies
[14:11:16] Lolita: and cake
[14:11:18] Lolita: not scones
[14:11:19] Lolita: >:l
[14:11:26] Coach Nye: we made those
[14:11:31] Lolita: bacon is amazing
[14:11:33] Lolita: what's wrong with you
[14:11:37] Coach Nye: Bacon
[14:11:39] Lolita: we have DEEP FRIED TWINKIES
[14:11:43] Coach Nye: with chocolate
[14:11:44] Lolita: WE HAVE TWINKIES IN GENERAL
[14:11:45] Coach Nye: just no
[14:11:48] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: We have kjøttboller!
[14:11:55] Lolita: that sounds like a disease
[14:12:01] Coach Nye: it prolly is
[14:12:05] DoctorBrothel: DEEP FRIED MARSBAR?
[14:12:05] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: >:I
[14:12:09] Coach Nye: we got
[14:12:11] Coach Nye: Jam Roly Poly
[14:12:16] Coach Nye: Spotted Dick
[14:12:23] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: And Spam
[14:12:24] Coach Nye: Fish and Chips
[14:12:27] Coach Nye: and Spam
[14:12:29] Lolita: we have fried coke
[14:12:32 | Edited 14:12:38] Lolita: fried
[14:12:32] Coach Nye: who
[14:12:38] Coach Nye: would want to fry
[14:12:38] Coach Nye: coke
[14:12:38] Lolita: coca
[14:12:38] Lolita: cola
[14:12:43] Lolita: we win
[14:12:44] Coach Nye: unless you mean cocaine
[14:12:48] Lolita: no
[14:12:49] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Coca cola!
[14:12:52] Lolita: coca cola
[14:12:54] Lolita: fried
[14:12:56] Lolita: we win
[14:12:57] Coach Nye: we invented you shut up
[14:13:05] Lolita: we won a war against you
[14:13:12] Coach Nye: we invented you
[14:13:16] Coach Nye: and we let you win
[14:13:19] Lolita: we destroyed you
[14:13:20] Lolita: pfft
[14:13:21] Coach Nye: because we didnt like you
[14:13:24] Coach Nye: but pitied you
[14:13:32] Coach Nye: and thought "well let em win just this once"
[14:13:49] Lolita: :l
[14:13:54] Lolita: :lllllllll
[14:14:00] Coach Nye: also we created the concept of mindfuck childrens shows
[14:14:01] Coach Nye: Pob
[14:14:06] Coach Nye: Tellytubbies
[14:14:07] Lolita: ...
[14:14:08] Lolita: we had
[14:14:09] Coach Nye: BOOOOOOOBAAAAAHS
[14:14:14] Lolita: pee-wee's
[14:14:15] Lolita: playhouse
[14:14:18] Lolita: which is freakier
[14:14:18] Coach Nye: and?
[14:14:21] Lolita: than those two combined
[14:14:21] Coach Nye: we had ones
[14:14:27] Coach Nye: i cant remember the name
[14:14:28] Coach Nye: but
[14:14:30] Coach Nye: he had
[14:14:32] Coach Nye: the craziest glasses
[14:14:36] Coach Nye: and hit people
[14:14:40] Coach Nye: and everything exploded
[14:14:45] Lolita: that's just violence
[14:14:48] Coach Nye: and it wasnt The Young Ones
[14:14:54] Coach Nye: The Young Ones
[14:14:58] Coach Nye: werent a childrens show
[14:15:02] Coach Nye: but they were amazing
[14:15:06] Lolita: we have the simpsons
[14:15:16] Coach Nye: Monty Python
[14:15:20] Lolita: Pokemon
[14:15:24] DoctorBrothel: HSSHAAHAHAA
[14:15:27] Coach Nye: thats japan
[14:15:32] DoctorBrothel: AHUR
[14:15:34] Lolita: sssshhhh
[14:15:37] DoctorBrothel: AHUR
[14:15:39] DoctorBrothel: AHUR
[14:15:41] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: We norwegians are so funny!
[14:15:42] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
[14:15:42] Coach Nye: DURRRR HURRRR
[14:15:47] Lolita: spongebob
[14:15:50] Lolita: squarepants
[14:16:02] Coach Nye: Bob
[14:16:04] Coach Nye: The Builder
[14:16:10] Lolita: SNL
[14:16:15] Coach Nye: whats that
[14:16:20] Lolita: Satuday Night live
[14:16:23] Coach Nye: pff
[14:16:27] Coach Nye: Ant and Decs
[14:16:30] Coach Nye: Saturday Night
[14:16:30] Coach Nye: Takeaway
[14:16:34] Lolita: Dora the Explorer
[14:16:40] Coach Nye: Chucklevision
[14:16:51] Lolita: Courage the Cowardly Dog
[14:17:00] Coach Nye: My Parents are Aliens
[14:17:11] Lolita: Johnny Bravo
[14:17:15] Coach Nye: Doctor Who
[14:17:19] Lolita: Stargate
[14:17:24] DoctorBrothel: Back Door Sluts 9
[14:17:33] Lolita: BACK DOOR SLUTS NINE?!
[14:17:55] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Star Wars
[14:18:00] Lolita: wat
[14:18:02] Coach Nye: Star Wars was bad
[14:18:05] Coach Nye: so that doesnt count
[14:18:08] DoctorBrothel: IT MAKES NAUGHTY NURSES 3 LOOK LIKE ASIAN MIDGET FUCKING
[14:18:09] Lolita: we have star trek
[14:18:11] Lolita: which is better
[14:18:20] Coach Nye: Star Trek wasnt as good as Doctor Who
[14:18:30] Lolita: you're only saying that because you're a dirty brit
[14:18:42] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: AMERICA HAS TWILIGHT SO THEY LOSE!
[14:18:45] Coach Nye: Star Trek seriously wasnt as good
[14:18:52] Coach Nye: thank you Trygvve
[14:18:56] Lolita: it had leonard fucking nimoy
[14:19:00] Coach Nye: and?
[14:19:00] Lolita: Norway had oh wait
[14:19:02] Coach Nye: Tom Baker
[14:19:03] Lolita: norway has NOTHING
[14:19:10] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: >:(
[14:19:10] Coach Nye: Norway is awesome
[14:19:13] Coach Nye: just on its own
[14:19:15] Lolita: :l
[14:19:16] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third:

[14:19:19] Coach Nye: doesnt need to prove anything
[14:19:21] Coach Nye: to anyone
[14:19:27] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Thanks William :monocle:
[14:19:29] DoctorBrothel: Star Trek seriously wasnt as good
[14:19:29] Lolita: it still is terrible
[14:19:34] DoctorBrothel: I'm telling Angie
[14:19:40] Coach Nye: tell her
[14:19:41] Coach Nye: GO ON
[14:19:43] Coach Nye: GET ME DONE
[14:19:44] DoctorBrothel: GOH OWN
[14:19:45] Lolita: she will probably kill you
[14:19:47] Coach Nye: GRASS ON ME
[14:19:54] Coach Nye: meh
[14:19:58] Coach Nye: Doctor Who
[14:19:59] Lolita: well guess what bill
[14:20:03] Lolita: at least with the american
[14:20:04] Lolita: s
[14:20:08] Lolita: we can understand what they SAY
[14:20:15] Lolita: instead of
[14:20:26] Coach Nye: when you yanks talk
[14:20:27] Coach Nye: im lost
[14:20:29] Coach Nye: you
[14:20:33] Coach Nye: and your crazy accents
[14:20:36] DoctorBrothel: americans pronounce "girl" as "gurrrrl"
[14:20:40] Lolita: 'ow 'bout we go 'an 'ave a jolly bit 'uh brandy down at the pub
[14:21:01] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Of course you guys havent heard of Norwegian stuff. You wouldn't understand it was Norwegian when seeing it.
[14:21:02] Lolita: British don't even pronounce the r

[14:21:06] Lolita: 'gi'l
[14:21:17] Lolita: you know what
[14:21:20] Coach Nye: thats only certain places
[14:21:22] Lolita: if you didn't have america
[14:21:22] Coach Nye: in england
[14:21:28] Lolita: you wouldn't have won WWII
[14:21:28] Lolita: >:l
[14:21:34] Coach Nye: other way round ther
[14:21:35] Coach Nye: e
[14:21:37] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: We wouldnt have WWII
[14:21:43] Coach Nye: Winston Churchill
[14:21:44] Coach Nye: and that
[14:21:48] Coach Nye: Brothel
[14:21:49] Coach Nye: o/
[14:21:52] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: \o
[14:21:55] Coach Nye: oh
[14:21:59] Coach Nye: Trygve
[14:22:06] Lolita: we were neutral in WWII
[14:22:09] Coach Nye: YOUR NAMES ARE TOO SIMILAR
[14:22:11] Lolita: >:l
[14:22:15] Coach Nye: plus
[14:22:16] Coach Nye: plus
[14:22:18] Coach Nye: if it wasnt for England
[14:22:22] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Say what?
[14:22:23] Coach Nye: you wouldnt exist
[14:22:24] Coach Nye: so yeah
[14:22:28] Coach Nye: you kind of owe uis
[14:22:45] Lolita: if it wasn't for us you wouldv'e been killed in WWII because we won the pacific theater for you dicks :l
[14:22:51] DoctorBrothel: hahahaha
[14:22:57] DoctorBrothel: this is fun
[14:22:58] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: If England didn't exist. USA would be Mexico
[14:23:02] Lolita: besides, YOU didn't discover us
[14:23:05] DoctorBrothel: true
[14:23:07] DoctorBrothel: no
[14:23:09] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: We did
[14:23:10] DoctorBrothel: thats not true
[14:23:12] Lolita: oh wait shit
[14:23:14] DoctorBrothel: you are us
[14:23:16] DoctorBrothel: idiot
[14:23:18] Lolita: colmbus was uh
[14:23:20] Lolita: english
[14:23:21] Lolita: fff
[14:23:24] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Columbus?
[14:23:26] Coach Nye: ahahahahaha
[14:23:28] Lolita: I thought he was french for some reason
[14:23:30] Lolita: SHUT UP
[14:23:31] Lolita: AGH
[14:23:35] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Who the fuck taught you history?
[14:23:38] Lolita: I DON'T KNOW
[14:23:39] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: LEIF ERIKKSON!
[14:23:40] Lolita: I DON'T
[14:23:41] Lolita: KNOW
[14:23:46] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: READ A BOOK!
[14:23:49] Coach Nye: pop flyin' LEIF ERIKKSON DAY
[14:23:50] DoctorBrothel: I saw an advice dog thing that was a union jack, it was funny
[14:23:52] Lolita: I DO
[14:24:00] DoctorBrothel: CONQUER THE WORLD
[14:24:04] DoctorBrothel: GIVE IT BACK
[14:24:04] Lolita: I AM JUST SO UNINTERESTED IN SHIT LIKE THAT
[14:24:07] Lolita: WWI AND WWII
[14:24:12] Coach Nye: no
[14:24:29] Lolita: english food is still terrible
[14:24:32] Coach Nye: no
[14:24:38] DoctorBrothel: american food doesn't exist
[14:24:39] Coach Nye: someone should post this shit
[14:24:42] Coach Nye: but i aint
[14:24:44] Lolita: what
[14:24:45] Lolita: we have
[14:24:48] Lolita: deep fried shit
[14:24:48] DoctorBrothel: nothing
[14:24:49] Coach Nye: something
[14:24:51] Lolita: what do you have
[14:24:53] Coach Nye: that isnt mass produced
[14:24:54] Lolita: terrible food
[14:24:57] Coach Nye: and has to be cooked
[14:24:59] DoctorBrothel: deep frying shit isn't culture
[14:25:00] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: American food is stolen from the world
[14:25:03] Coach Nye: not just frying everything
[14:25:08] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: And then they say it is American
[14:25:12] Coach Nye: we have Meat Hotpot
[14:25:15] Lolita: america is the greatest ever
[14:25:21] Coach Nye: and Eggy Bread
[14:25:28] DoctorBrothel: name one american food that isn't fast food
[14:25:31 | Edited 14:25:36] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: America is a police state with negroes.
[14:25:33] DoctorBrothel: I DARE YOU
[14:25:42] Lolita: potato chips
[14:25:44] Lolita: I think
[14:25:44] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: And azns
[14:25:47] Lolita: hell I dunno
[14:25:47] Lolita: I just eat it
[14:25:50] Coach Nye: nope
[14:25:55] Coach Nye: French invented Crisps
[14:25:56] DoctorBrothel: OH
[14:25:59] Lolita: wat
[14:26:00] DoctorBrothel: WE WIN
[14:26:07] Lolita: like hell I knew that
[14:26:24] Lolita: again, I don't study food
[14:26:25] DoctorBrothel: hey guizzze who invented french friess
[14:26:26] Lolita: I just eat it
[14:26:31] Lolita: germans
[14:26:32] DoctorBrothel: I think it was spain
[14:26:38] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Chinese Checkers came from Germany
[14:26:43] Lolita: ololol
[14:26:53] Lolita: I wish there was another American here
[14:27:07] Lolita: for I am outclassed by you british
[14:27:08] DoctorBrothel: So how bout them pasties that we invented
[14:27:13] Lolita: pasties
[14:27:13] DoctorBrothel: and haggis
[14:27:13] Lolita: what
[14:27:19] Lolita: ew
[14:27:19] Coach Nye: pasties
[14:27:22] DoctorBrothel: mm
[14:27:23] Coach Nye: BLACK PUDDING
[14:27:25] DoctorBrothel: pasty
[14:27:26] Coach Nye: IS AMAZING
[14:27:31] Lolita: eeeew
[14:27:35] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Europeans UNITE!
[14:27:35] Coach Nye: Black Pudding
[14:27:41] Coach Nye: is solidified Sheeps Blood
[14:27:45] Coach Nye: not sheep
[14:27:45] Coach Nye: pig
[14:27:48] Coach Nye: but its awesome
[14:27:52] Lolita: german food is awesome and british food is terrible end of story
[14:28:07] DoctorBrothel: faec it, we have thousands of years of history, and you have about 300
[14:28:18] Lolita: that's because you have been around longer >:l
[14:28:23] Coach Nye: well
[14:28:24] Coach Nye: so what
[14:28:32] Coach Nye: you should have surpassed us by now
[14:28:34] Coach Nye: AND WHERE ARE YOU
[14:28:36] Coach Nye: EH
[14:28:36] Lolita: we have
[14:28:38] Coach Nye: EH
[14:28:40] DoctorBrothel: EH
[14:28:41] Lolita: we have surpassed you
[14:28:42] Coach Nye: fighting a war
[14:28:43] DoctorBrothel: EHH
[14:28:45] Lolita: in ebing a better superpower
[14:28:46] DoctorBrothel: EH
[14:28:47] Coach Nye: that doesnt exist
[14:29:00] DoctorBrothel: Did you own the world
[14:29:03] DoctorBrothel: dont think so
[14:29:05] DoctorBrothel: we did
[14:29:08] Lolita: did you
[14:29:09] Lolita: no
[14:29:09] Coach Nye: we owned
[14:29:12] Lolita: Genghis Khan did
[14:29:13] Coach Nye: 80%
[14:29:14] Lolita: mother fucker
[14:29:15] Coach Nye: of the world
[14:29:22] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: Loli, that is because you are like the zergs. You just grow in number even though the whole place sucks
[14:29:35] Lolita: genghis khan had the largest empire ever
[14:29:48] Coach Nye: he wasnt in america
[14:29:58] Lolita: he still had a larger empire than you
[14:30:05] DoctorBrothel: was he american?
[14:30:07] DoctorBrothel: nope
[14:30:08] Coach Nye: he wasnt american
[14:30:09] Coach Nye: and so
[14:30:10 | Edited 14:30:20] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: 80% of the then discovered world
[14:30:11] Coach Nye: unrelated
[14:30:12 | Edited 14:30:17] DoctorBrothel: so that is irrelevent
[14:30:18] Lolita: I'm just saying
[14:30:25] Lolita: you guys didn't have the biggest empire0
[14:30:56] DoctorBrothel: Shakespeare~

Post by **corsica** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:38 pm

Bill is stupid. He doesn't understand England sucks and America is better.

[14:13:29] Lolita: we have the simpsons
[14:13:39] Coach Nye: Monty Python
[14:13:44] Lolita: Pokemon
[14:13:47] DoctorBrothel: HSSHAAHAHAA
[14:13:51] Coach Nye: thats japan
[14:13:56] DoctorBrothel: AHUR
[14:13:58] Lolita: sssshhhh
[14:14:01] DoctorBrothel: AHUR
[14:14:03] DoctorBrothel: AHUR
[14:14:04] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: We norwegians are so funny!
[14:14:05] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
[14:14:06] Coach Nye: DURRRR HURRRR
[14:14:11] Lolita: spongebob
[14:14:13] Lolita: squarepants
[14:14:26] Coach Nye: Bob
[14:14:28] Coach Nye: The Builder
[14:14:33] Lolita: SNL
[14:14:38] Coach Nye: whats that
[14:14:44] Lolita: Satuday Night live
[14:14:47] Coach Nye: pff
[14:14:50] Coach Nye: Ant and Decs
[14:14:53] Coach Nye: Saturday Night
[14:14:54] Coach Nye: Takeaway
[14:14:57] Lolita: Dora the Explorer
[14:15:03] Coach Nye: Chucklevision
[14:15:14] Lolita: Courage the Cowardly Dog
[14:15:23] Coach Nye: My Parents are Aliens
[14:15:34] Lolita: Johnny Bravo
[14:15:38] Coach Nye: Doctor Who
[14:15:43] Lolita: Stargate
[14:15:48] DoctorBrothel: Back Door Sluts 9
[14:15:56] Lolita: BACK DOOR SLUTS NINE?!

[14:29:35] Lolita: genghis khan had the largest empire ever
[14:29:48] Coach Nye: he wasnt in america
[14:29:58] Lolita: he still had a larger empire than you
[14:30:05] DoctorBrothel: was he american?
[14:30:07] DoctorBrothel: nope
[14:30:08] Coach Nye: he wasnt american
[14:30:09] Coach Nye: and so
[14:30:10 | Edited 14:30:20] Doktor Wilhelm Wolf the Third: 80% of the then discovered world
[14:30:11] Coach Nye: unrelated
[14:30:12 | Edited 14:30:17] DoctorBrothel: so that is irrelevent

english people are silly

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:39 pm

Brothels is the full thing

Lolis is like the best of

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:04 pm

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:Brothels is the full thing

Lolis is like the best of

I wish I was on Skype now so I could help defend England.

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:05 pm

It practically defends its self

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:08 pm

it doesnt need to be defended, were just that good

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:09 pm

Head of The Brothel wrote:It practically defends its self

Bill Nye The Science Guy wrote:it doesnt need to be defended, were just that good

why you're right.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:17 pm

I wish I was on the Skype chat so I could help defend America, which doesn't suck nearly as bad as everyone says it does (although, I admit, it does suck a little bit).

But I don't think I'm even invited to the current chat. It might have something to do with the fact that I am never even on skype anymore.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:22 pm

only one way to fix that

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:17 pm

England wins because it is closer to Norway.

bagofnuts · Post by **bagofnuts** » Sat Jan 02, 2010 9:02 pm

[2:59:33 PM] MissTentahorns: lyra
[2:59:36 PM] MissTentahorns: basement cat
[2:59:39 PM] MissTentahorns: vagina
[2:59:44 PM] Yelling Bird: OHHH
[2:59:46 PM] Yelling Bird: i seee