Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
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Blitz Walrus
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
almighty Great Handsome Oppressor has been defeated! Everyone banned! Go whoever's left!

Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
I really didn't keep this game in mind. Oh well, I would have ran out of characters soon.

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Galaxy Man
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
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now oolrich is out
guys what are you even
now oolrich is out
guys what are you even
Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
I was out of ideas then I went to bed then I had things to do
Closest I could come up with was Genis but he's half human
Closest I could come up with was Genis but he's half human
When you play the bassoon all life's other bassoon just seems to bassoon into bassoon
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
that's pretty non-human though
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Learning experience, everyone learns from mistakes
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Learning experience, everyone learns from mistakes
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When you play the bassoon all life's other bassoon just seems to bassoon into bassoon
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TerraChimaera
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
oh my fucking
Marc
please do me a favour and run out of ideas
Marc
please do me a favour and run out of ideas
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
Sorry to burst your bubble
But I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve.

Roxas from Kingdom Hearts.
He's male, canonically age 14-15, and wields the power of light, as well as being able to learn many other types of magic. Plus his weapon, the Keyblade, shown here, is fairly blunt, despite its misleading name.
But I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve.
Roxas from Kingdom Hearts.
He's male, canonically age 14-15, and wields the power of light, as well as being able to learn many other types of magic. Plus his weapon, the Keyblade, shown here, is fairly blunt, despite its misleading name.
Not so fast. Roxas is a Nobody. Nobodies, according to Kingdom Hearts lore, are creatures that do not truly exist. He's not human, he is bodaciously nothing.TerraChimaera wrote:But Marc! He's clearly human!
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Galaxy Man
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
And thus, Great Handsome Oppressor and Oolrich were left by the wayside.

Potentially the final round now. Time to get serious.
New, and possibly last, requirement: Unusual Eye Color. Character cannot have a standard eye color. This means brown, blue, green, and even completely black irises (because that's standard for cartoons) are all out.
Requirements are:
- Video Game Character
- Male
- Can Cast Magic
- Younger than 21
- Non-Human
- Uses Blunt Weapon
- Has an Unusual Eye Color
Already Played:
Ash Crimson - King of Fighters
Chell - Portal
Chrono Trigger - Crono
Chronrei - Fatal Fury 3
Demitri Maximoff - Darkstalkers
Dimentio - Super Paper Mario
Glover - Glover
Gunthix - Runescape
Hero - Fable
Ilyana - Fire Emblem
Issac Lightbrad - Lost Magic
Link - Legend of Zelda
Lucy Fleetfoot - Pokemon Trozei
Mack - Lost Odyssey
Mallow - Super Mario RPG
Marco Rossi - Metal Slug
Marx - Kirby
Mog - Final Fantasy
Neku - The World Ends With You
Oliver - Ni No Kuni
Paula - Earthbound
Phillip - Penumbra
Popoi - Secret of Mana
Rose - Street Fighter
Roxas - Kingdom Hearts
Ryu - Breath of Fire
Saturos - Golden Sun
Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
Scout - Team Fortress 2
Skullgirls - Peacock
Tessa - Red Earth
Xerath - League of Legends
Zasalamel - Soul Calibur
Zinogre/Jinouga - Monster Hunter 3 Tri
Player Order:
TerraChimera
Marcato

Potentially the final round now. Time to get serious.
New, and possibly last, requirement: Unusual Eye Color. Character cannot have a standard eye color. This means brown, blue, green, and even completely black irises (because that's standard for cartoons) are all out.
Requirements are:
- Video Game Character
- Male
- Can Cast Magic
- Younger than 21
- Non-Human
- Uses Blunt Weapon
- Has an Unusual Eye Color
Already Played:
Ash Crimson - King of Fighters
Chell - Portal
Chrono Trigger - Crono
Chronrei - Fatal Fury 3
Demitri Maximoff - Darkstalkers
Dimentio - Super Paper Mario
Glover - Glover
Gunthix - Runescape
Hero - Fable
Ilyana - Fire Emblem
Issac Lightbrad - Lost Magic
Link - Legend of Zelda
Lucy Fleetfoot - Pokemon Trozei
Mack - Lost Odyssey
Mallow - Super Mario RPG
Marco Rossi - Metal Slug
Marx - Kirby
Mog - Final Fantasy
Neku - The World Ends With You
Oliver - Ni No Kuni
Paula - Earthbound
Phillip - Penumbra
Popoi - Secret of Mana
Rose - Street Fighter
Roxas - Kingdom Hearts
Ryu - Breath of Fire
Saturos - Golden Sun
Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
Scout - Team Fortress 2
Skullgirls - Peacock
Tessa - Red Earth
Xerath - League of Legends
Zasalamel - Soul Calibur
Zinogre/Jinouga - Monster Hunter 3 Tri
Player Order:
TerraChimera
Marcato
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TerraChimaera
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
Welp
Here's what could possibly kick me out

Yep, Gallade
Gallade is 100% male and can use moves called Magic Coat and Magic Room which sound very magical
Plus, you never specified red eyes as being normal color
As for the blunt weapon, you may be thinking "but it doesn't use a weapon"
Look at its goddamn arms
They look quite blunt to me
Well I mean blunt enough
*prepares to die*
Here's what could possibly kick me out

Yep, Gallade
Gallade is 100% male and can use moves called Magic Coat and Magic Room which sound very magical
Plus, you never specified red eyes as being normal color
As for the blunt weapon, you may be thinking "but it doesn't use a weapon"
Look at its goddamn arms
They look quite blunt to me
Well I mean blunt enough
*prepares to die*
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
While we wait for Galaxy Man's judgement, Imma go ahead and give mine.
Terra's sig gave me INSPIRATION

Silver the Hedgehog, from Sonic '06.
He uses Psychokinesis, which is pretty much Sonic speak for telekinesis, and considering that no one else in the Sonic Universe uses it, I'd say that's pretty freaking magical.
As for his age, he looks about as old as Sonic himself, and I think I read at some point that the Blue Blur is canonically a teenager?
For his non-humanness, well, he's a hedgehog. Nuff said.
Using his Pschokinesis, he lifts objects into the air and uses them as weapons by throwing them at people. These objects include boxes and enemy bullets, both of which are pretty blunt.
Oh yeah, and yellow eyes.
Terra's sig gave me INSPIRATION
Silver the Hedgehog, from Sonic '06.
He uses Psychokinesis, which is pretty much Sonic speak for telekinesis, and considering that no one else in the Sonic Universe uses it, I'd say that's pretty freaking magical.
As for his age, he looks about as old as Sonic himself, and I think I read at some point that the Blue Blur is canonically a teenager?
For his non-humanness, well, he's a hedgehog. Nuff said.
Using his Pschokinesis, he lifts objects into the air and uses them as weapons by throwing them at people. These objects include boxes and enemy bullets, both of which are pretty blunt.
Oh yeah, and yellow eyes.
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TerraChimaera
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
*eye twitch*
fuck
you
fuck
you
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Galaxy Man
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
Silver is 14, uses a close enough approximation of magic, is male, is not human, does not use a weapon in and of itself and as such does not use a sharp weapon by technicality, and his eyes are yellow.
Gallade matches every requirement
but his arms are repeatedly referred to as blades and swords, and learns cutting moves.

Marcato wins!
Gallade matches every requirement
but his arms are repeatedly referred to as blades and swords, and learns cutting moves.

Marcato wins!
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TerraChimaera
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Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
I knew this sig would be the death of me
Re: Find or Die 3: The Returning Revenge of the Jedi King
Galaxy Man wrote:Marcato wins!

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