Pokemon Emerald Cry Edition: i.e. Lolita does a Nuzlocke

[Terraem]

About 90% of all members follow your LP. Not to mention the lurkers.

[corsica]

ok i tore myself away from persona 3 portable and my dear husband akihiko



jesus shit shouldn't somebody cut this grass it's like 4 feet tall



ah yes it turns out birds cannot fly unless you teach them

genius



the fuck is in here



are you shitting me

wingull is bodaciously THE WORST why would you have a house FULL OF THEM



do you hate yourself, ma'am



oh shit plot



wasn't it already proven that pokemon could be revived

i mean didn't ho-oh revive the three legendary beasts i mean mythical and magic shit is kind of the norm in this dumb world, isn't it



time for a dumb transition



since i have a backpack that has literal infinite space, i think i do



since citation still sucks i think i'll switch to terraem



well you almost died but you beat the hell out of it

good job



too late

your lack of knowledge is shit



he gave me his number anyway

jesus i don't want any of your numbers why do i keep getting themmmm

no means no



whatever i just wanna go to lilycove so i can be the best pokemon coordinator



i'm so hyped to do some contests



are you fucking kidding me



UUUGHHHH FINE

i guess i'll go in this completely innocuous building here



the fuck is up with you kid

oh sweet a bed

naptiiiiime



after i woke up this kid tells me that everything's gone to shit



jfc i knew it



i may be a kid but i can still kick your booty



at least i have a name

you're just

"grunt"



goD CARVANHA IS SO TERRIFYING



UGH PLEASE KILL IT



WHY IS THIS GOING SO POORLY



FUCK YOU SO HARRRDDD



whatever



holy shit just die please



drumroll please



da da da daaaaaa

later nerd



okay so citation still sucks so i'm gonna give him the EXP share



hitman needs exp like cray cray



ugh



i don't care i just need you out of here so i can get to fuckin lilycove



oh no

i'm quakin' in my boots



a truly difficult battle this is



are you blasting off again



naptime



dammit everything didn't fix itself while i was asleep



uuughghhhh



♫ walk into the club like what up i got a big cock ♫



♫ arms pumped up got some shit from the thrift shop ♫



i wonder how terrifying their zubat and poochyena will be



wow i fuckin called it didn't i



and nothing of value was lost



god dammit i don't wanna fight this asshole



maybe after this nap the scientists will beat the crap out of the other aqua guys



i come back and those assholes still haven't solved anything so fine i guess i'll do all the work



he had a fuckin zubat and poochyena how the fuck do you think it turned out

ugh who's this hooker



an evil laugh, really



meddling is too weak of a word

more like

i'm going to stop all over your affairs and then piss on them



i'm not either of those, you're just terrible



how does that even make sense



goddammit get new pokemon, shitlords



when i was looking at the thumbnail pictures i thought this said megatron and not mightyena




okay you just wrote your death certificate you asshole




hhhhhhhhhhhhh



fucking finally





how is it my fault that you're a piece of shit





ok can i just

go now



oh my god just go compare dicks somewhere else, please



l8r h8r



they had like the shittiest pokemon you could've just kicked them and they would've fainted

jfc



oh man is it an eevee



what

lame



i'm pretty sure somebody wanted to be named specifically after the castform but w/e liraxus gets it



have fun in the box



yeah but it's not an eevee



okay byeeeee

that's all for now, tune in laterrrr

[Kamak]

Yes. Good.

[Tetrunes]

Am nerd

am expressing kind words towards nuzlocke

[vealin99]

this nuzlocke is consistently funny
I love it
I was not paid to say this

[Guyperson]

Thank god I'm not the castform ,I still have a chance of getting a good pokemon named after me.
The next route has Absol and Swablu, I stand a good chance.

[iamthelordhitman]

gogo action flying leaf brontosaurus!

[Terraem]

Pokemon that are or turn into dragons tend to be weak at first, only to rise to high stats later on. It's worth the effort!

[Zanoushe]

Man, does anyone ever use Castform? It's like the definition of a gimmick Cockfighting Society.

[corsica]

castform is mad dumb

[UnfuunyDerpasaurus]

i'm pretty sure somebody wanted to be named specifically after the castform

that would be me

but any pokemon would be just fine. c:

[corsica]

hhhh okay update coming soon

in between a shitty sleep schedule and doctors appointments (and forgetting) i will do my bes tot updateee

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