Pokemon Emerald Cry Edition: i.e. Lolita does a Nuzlocke

[Terraem]

You can do it Loli, we believe in you.

[corsica]

ok sorry ok hello update time



finally i'm done grinding for the moment



oh baller



yehaaaaaaaa





awesome

now you can stop sucking

all right let's get the stats for right now




vealin




michi




hitman




terraem




sia




pumkin



all right let's challenge dad now



i already beat all the trainers in here while i was grinding, but each room has a trainer that specifies in that stat or whatever. like, attack room, defense room, OHKO room, accuracy room, etc.

they're kind of annoying but p. easy to beat



sup shitlord




as you promise?? dude i'm challenging you it's not a promise it's regulations



i'm pretty chill about being able to beat you too



let's fuckin do this



he always sends out his easiest pokemon first. spinda is just pathetic.



hitman has good defense so i send him out to deal with vigoroth



this is the move that makes the gym one of the hardest gyms

facade gets double(?) the strength if it's used when the user is poisoned, burned, or stunned. so you can't poison his pokemon because they'll get even stronger than they already are.



i manage to get it right before i died, thankfully



slaking is so awful

yeah it gives you a free turn every other turn, but it's got stupidly high stats so taking it down is hard enough. fighting moves just about bounce off of it and ughhhhh



still, vealin is the only one who can do any semblance of damage to it

do it, shitlord




i hate slaking so fucking muuuuuchhhh



i'm trying to heal vealin up every other turn so i can still hit it but maintain good health but slaking hits so fucking hard



like so




violently pisses everywhere this gym is such balls



fucking finally



HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEE



god this battle is such ass



fucking christ finally







i switch to michi so she can take some of the blows to keep them off vealin



ok maybe this won't end poorly

(SPOILERS: IT WAS STARTING TO END POORLY SO I RESTART MY GAME AND GRINDED SOME MORE)



let's just try this again



what the fuck ever let's just fight



just



guhghghghuuhhh



good



oh yeah i got vealin up two levels so he wouldn't be as garbage



oh yeah linoone is annoying as balls. it's a quicker, stronger vigoroth



belly drum is turbo annoying



guggggghghgh



welp




welp




uh



really



well that went

poorly



okay like fuck i'm making a new team



THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM



DAD YOU'RE SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT



how do u think this part went



good

good this is going very well



slaking more like slakfuck off



openly weeps because slaking is so annoying



just keep healing and don't die pls



pls to absorb this hit michi



yes good



slaking used yawn and i am going to burn down a house



whatever




so close hghghghhh



hopefully hitman can absorb this hit so vealin can finish him off



yesssss it hit



goddammit



fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff








fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you



FUCKING CHRIST FINALLY



r u kitten me



what

ever





i am so pop flyin'

except that hitman died

but i put all that fucking grinding into him so like shit i'm gonna give up like that

hitman u go in the box but i'll name another pokemon after you because your grinding will not go to waste



fuck you dad



just give me the gym badge before i cut you



i hate you dad

i can finally use surf

yeeeeahhh



you killed one of my pokemon

thanks dad



who the fuck are you



d-dad a strange man is telling me to come with him

uh

help



yes of course he fucking minds



dad

dad help



god fucking dammit



i really don't like where this is going



i don't give a shit about wally



but i don't

care



i bodaciously just walked with him and almost pushed him down and trampled him just to catch a ralts

so sure



ok whatever



i bodaciously hate everybody why do you people think i'm friendly

why do people think i'm their friend when i establish a clear hatred for them




well

okay thanks i guess



l8r

oh before i forget



sorry hitman

i wasn't really attatched but i did a shitton of grinding and you had barely any time so i'll get another pokemon to name after you



i grabbed a pokemon to replace you though lol




citation you're in now



you're kindof shit right now so i'll give you exp. share



then i taught michi surf

also i'm cutting this episode in two

so l8r

[[Citation Needed]]

I found it quite amusing that you restarted against Norman so many times but I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

Also yaaaayy Citation is finally in the party.

I may be shit but with enough training I'LL WRECK SHIT

also allow me to promote my current project here WHY DON'T YOU



Coming May 1st or 3rd or something to a forum near you

[iamthelordhitman]

i am ded

not beeg surprise

but its ok, at least you downed him finally lol

[TerraChimaera]

Agagh
I wanted to learn surf

[corsica]

maybe you will

maybe

maybe you will

[Tales]

are there any other pokemon you are looking to join your team?

[KingTsaiko]

She needs a ghost.

[Terraem]

You should see about getting a Shuppet when you get there.

[corsica]

PERHAPS

idk i need to work on figuring out my team lol

[iamthelordhitman]

i am now commenting to comment on how we need more comments so we can comment on lolis pokemon


comment

[corsica]

dffffff i"LL UPDATE SOON OKAY I JUST

REAL LIFE THINGS

[Guyperson]

I spent the last 5 hours reading the whole LP
Name something after me

[corsica]

man okay i'll update l8r once i get an adequate amount of sleeeeep

[Oolrich]

And while you do that I'll drop my name off in the name pool, because why not