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TIL that when I am ill from too many alcohols, nothing calms my stomach like ice cold Sprite.
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Oh god, nosebleed from out of nowhere. Ahhhhhh.
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Welp puking my guts out, shitting out fucking mount everest, blowing gross greenish mucus from my nose, why sure I'll come into work today.
I swear my boss is up shit's creak without a paddle without me. My co-workers extremely ill, I'm barely functional, nobody else can work becauxse they've all got lives and shit.
But hey, who's the one who's still gotta come in?
I'll give you a hint, it's me.
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so rather than try to handle it by himself or bring in someone who isn't a serious health hazard to all his customers he brings in someone who is a serious health hazard to all his customers that he could get written up for?

not to mention that you yourself will probably not be much help due to being suck

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Do you share phone's, Grye?
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I just answer the phones, I'm in an office alone till 10.
He offered to bring me medicine for my nausia but mom already took care of it.

I just spray everything down with dissinfectiant before I go.
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Craaaaamps. I hate you so much. Guess who woke up with a bloodbath in her underwear?

Also, I've caught a cold. I don't lose my voice, but I've been sneezing constantly and my nose is disgusting and constantly runny. Can't even blow it because it makes me gag and puke when I do, so I just sniff all the time.
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I honestly think I have a sexual attraction to the musical Les Miserables.

Like, I sometimes get a boner listening to the songs.
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One of my balls is rather tender. Moreso than usual. It started the same time I had the stomach flu, so my dad thinks I probably pulled a muscle in my groin.

The assessment certainly takes a load off my mind -_-
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luroberto wrote:I honestly think I have a sexual attraction to the musical Les Miserables.

Like, I sometimes get a boner listening to the songs.
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i can't tell if i have some weird rash thing or if i'm getting more stretch marks

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I came across a whole bunch of tumblr blogs about how great the foreskin is, how some guys hate being circumsized as well as foreskin restoration stuff (I had no idea that was a thing)




Oh and porn and lots of it. Actually, that seemed to be what most of the blogs were about. Not that I'm complaining.
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I don't get the whole idea of a foreskin. I mean, who wants to peel back a layer of skin to get to their dick?
I mean, all hail the pancake pope!

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TOUCHED A BOOB FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ELEVEN MONTHS TODAY

AND THIS TIME IT WAS REAL SECOND BASE NOT A GROPE

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Tammerath wrote:I don't get the whole idea of a foreskin. I mean, who wants to peel back a layer of skin to get to their dick?
surpise:

your fiuskin is par tof hyor dick
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