AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The sad part is that it's a trace.

The sadder part is that he used the original during the elevator sequence. Along with several of the other images he traced to make the porn earlier in the issue.

If you don't want to see the elevator sequence again then the CWCki page on tracing has side-by-side comparisons.

I just noticed how many towels and shizz there is in the background o__o

????K Towe(ls)
Bedsheets
Pillows
(Wa)shCloths
Towels

...do normal people keep all that stuff on shelves in the bathroom?


Also, how the hell did that leg come out HUGE when he traced it?? Wait, it's Chris, he'll find a way.

XD ahaha Ill just take your word for it Bidoof. D: My eyes only just stopped bleeding.

Also Yoshi remember his family is like... a bunch of hoarders.. they very well could keep all that on their shelves and more. So it would be normal to him.

FireflyYoshi wrote:Also, how the hell did that leg come out HUGE when he traced it?? Wait, it's Chris, he'll find a way.

I kind of hope it's supossed to be near the "camera", as in, really really near to the camera... So it looks larger.

I... what is this? I just don't even. I mean... wow.

FatOldRobot wrote:Those proportions are perfect.

Censored for sanity.

This was traced? No, it could not have been traced. I don't believe it. This is terrible. Was this supposed to be sexy, tube arms and fat legs? Did Chris look at this and was just like, "Yep, this is fine. No need to create another sketch. Time to color with markers even though I have no idea how to. Derp derp derp."

Chris is a master of perspective. The picture was wrong, drawing is right.

Dead on accurate.

Pfffft

nice~

Akio wrote:I... what is this? I just don't even. I mean... wow.

This was traced? No, it could not have been traced. I don't believe it. This is terrible. Was this supposed to be sexy, tube arms and fat legs? Did Chris look at this and was just like, "Yep, this is fine. No need to create another sketch. Time to color with markers even though I have no idea how to. Derp derp derp."

It's been said but Chris is really bad at perspective. He didn't actually trace in the traditional sense. He pulled the original picture up on his computer and tried his best to emulate it.

So I was reading one of my older issues of nintendo power the other day (issue 190) and I was reading the pulse section.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Nintendo_Power_Magazine

When I realized what the letter I read was I laughed so hard.

LAST TIME ON ZAP TO THE EXTREME:



our heroes journeyed to the top of the 4centgarbage skyscraper, only to be met by a dastardly deed who does illegal things with an underage girl! :O



This is obviously a spot on interpretation of what actually happened



wha...what the fuck? Did you seriously just try to go patriotic on us? wow. okay haha wow

so yea, you guys hear that right, you bring Chris down, you're bringing the TRUE and HONEST country down..............the read white and blu


The web page will stay up! fuck yea! I like this guy, he tells it like it is

aaaand here comes the tardrage



pffft okay why is it so funny to see that thing mad



woa haha hold on a second



this

this is gold. i'm going to leave this to your imaginations



okay what. what. Does he actually think this is how conversations go? really?

"to catch my home run"? and this is met by affection? shit son I was completely awkward sometimes, but for some reason I never found myself surrounded by women because of it



wow. really chris? a panty shot? what, did she fart with such vigorous force that it lifted the back of her skirt? I mean, come on.



whaaaat. Okay so thank you for that completely random explanation of how spikes work. way to go mang.



Okay so apparently he threw a pickle at her and it healed her somehow, which made her angry?

fucking rosechus. how do they work?



woa woa what the fu-



okay even more what the fuck



proceeding to maximum what the fuck. mind gauge is nearing full of fuck capacity

nsfw

I.....wha...

gauges have reached full capacity. converting energy into reaction images

nsfw

beginning to dispatch reaction images



nsfw

capacity overriding. reaction images flooding

prepare to discard

discard overheated. error error





















Not safe for FUCKIGN WORK

REACTION IMAGES DEPLETED
APPLYING BRAIN BLEACH

WARNING: BRAIN BLEACH LOW ON CAPACITY

NSFW

there are no words



that can describe how much fuck

my mind is full of right now



AND WE RETURN WITH OUR GREEN GUY that knows how to cloak and is apparently not using it? smart guy.



not sure what he's doing here.



okay then uhh

seriously what the fuck was that



oh god

oh god no no no more please no



oh, okay they're just protesting and stuff.....in their back yard...not as bad as I thought. whew.

wait...backdrops?



oh boy I have a bad feeling about this



sonichu? a shitty character? oh boy can't wait



oh you have got to be kidding me people



I still have a REALLY bad feeling about this





oh thank god it's the end of the story arch

whew



wait there's more to this apparently?

aaaand that's the end... right?



oh, commercials of course. gotta pay for this shit somehow right?



haha okay so all those characters were totally not representations of actual people. ooookay chris.


aaand

that's all for-



OH GOD AAAAAA


oh kay


okay


that's all for reals this time


dont forget to zap to the extreme and whatnot

whew

I need to lie down

Your sacrifices for this forum will never be forgotten.

/eyegorge

No...no more...please. Your pain will not be forgotten.