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Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:43 am**

Nichi :3 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuaYqiOE ... ideo_title

.....whut?

It's a viral marketing scheme. The entire Christian Weston Chandler, a marketing scheme. Obviously these ten years have just been built up, the trolls, the craziness, the people harmed and people who've harmed him, for the sole purpose of this video. It was a stretched out publicity stunt for various wristwatches all along, and none of the rest of it was real.

...I can dream, can't I?

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:01 am**

Calling out Jack Thaddius
Chris has no empathy, for anyone. This is basically the summary of about... 90% of the video.

These trolls are doing a pretty good job of pointing out Chris's hypocrisy, flaws, lack of empathy, etc. I don't normally support trolling but in this case, please continue.

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:18 am**

I find rather difficult to laugh at Chris by now. Shudder is waaaaay measier

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:32 am**

http://cwcki.yuku.com/topic/270/Is-X-re ... ris-mythos

Humorous read. My favorite part was "Chris is a dumb fatty fat fat dumb. He believes all manner of retarded stuff without question because he's fat and dumb. Are you as dumb as Chris? Just remember that "everything is fake. If it's not fake, you'll know immediately" and keep your brain engaged."

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:45 pm**

Wait, so if Chris's life is mere a fabrication of the trolls, then he lives a digital life. He is in the Matrix! is... is Chris The One?

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:11 pm**

Blitz Walrus wrote:Wait, so if Chris's life is mere a fabrication of the trolls, then he lives a digital life. He is in the Matrix! is... is Chris The One?

I hope he's the Only One. Try to imagine a whole city of him.

Posted: **Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:19 pm**

rambage wrote:
Blitz Walrus wrote:Wait, so if Chris's life is mere a fabrication of the trolls, then he lives a digital life. He is in the Matrix! is... is Chris The One?
I hope he's the Only One. Try to imagine a whole city of him.

We're all Chris, stuck in a life-like simulation made to give us individual identities for the purpose of allowing us to see our HONEST AND TRUE selves for the never ending atrocities that we are by observing one who acts and looks true to the normal identity that we all share. Our lives are an illusion meant to make us hate ourselves for existing as Chris.

I hope you all have nightmares tonight, because I will.

-K-

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:01 am**

They should know nothing anyone can do will make Chris see himself for who he really is; let alone have him do anything about it.

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:50 am**

Akio wrote:They should know nothing anyone can do will make Chris see himself for who he really is; let alone have him do anything about it.

And yet we're all here apalled for some reason, but don't worry, when we wake up, we'll think all of these things are perfectly normal.

-K-

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:55 am**

I just have word filters off so I just realized "-k-" filters to "-disregard this post-"
I was getting pretty confused for awhile.

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:55 am**

Kamak wrote:
rambage wrote:
Blitz Walrus wrote:Wait, so if Chris's life is mere a fabrication of the trolls, then he lives a digital life. He is in the Matrix! is... is Chris The One?
I hope he's the Only One. Try to imagine a whole city of him.
We're all Chris, stuck in a life-like simulation made to give us individual identities for the purpose of allowing us to see our HONEST AND TRUE selves for the never ending atrocities that we are by observing one who acts and looks true to the normal identity that we all share. Our lives are an illusion meant to make us hate ourselves for existing as Chris.

I hope you all have nightmares tonight, because I will.

-disregard this post-

I hate you

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:40 pm**

I'm not clicking on any links you all provide.

But I know I will need some brain bleach for whoever updates us with more pages.

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:17 am**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eih4mhp1 ... ideo_title

Someone sent him a laptop...

... maybe it's a trick and will leech all his info? Gotta be rigged with something

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:04 am**

Nichi :3 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eih4mhp1 ... ideo_title

Someone sent him a laptop... ... maybe it's a trick and will leech all his info? Gotta be rigged with something

Dunno. I've see a lot of plans to send him a cheap laptop, just to get him back online.

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2011 5:58 am**

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:
Nichi :3 wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eih4mhp1 ... ideo_title

Someone sent him a laptop... ... maybe it's a trick and will leech all his info? Gotta be rigged with something
Dunno. I've see a lot of plans to send him a cheap laptop, just to get him back online.

Chris said he had it checked for viruses and Tito confirmed that the sender wasn't in the inner circle. So it's a totally normal laptop someone donated to him because Chris is too much of an impulse buyer to save up cheddar for even the most basic laptop

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