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What is this I don't even. I comprehended nothing. He says it's cold and then... puts on a jacket? It's summer isn't it? What's going on here? Why does he start saying, "You'd fuck me? I'd fuck me." Like seriously, what the hell. I swear, Chris isn't a tomgirl. He's just has a fetish for acting a girl.
[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]
Ooh...brrrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.
[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]
[Chris starts humming, before putting on a jacket and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]
There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you Patti! Now we are togedder, forever.
[Continues humming, and shows his booty to the camera, pulling up his skirt]
Would you fuck me, 789Chan? I'd fuck me.
[Pats his booty, and ontinues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]
Patt-[Video ends]
Best part: he may not realize this, but that's almost an exact quote from the crazy murderer in Silence of the Lambs.Akio wrote:What is this I don't even. I comprehended nothing. He says it's cold and then... puts on a jacket? It's summer isn't it? What's going on here? Why does he start saying, "You'd fuck me? I'd fuck me." Like seriously, what the hell. I swear, Chris isn't a tomgirl. He's just has a fetish for acting a girl.
Nichi :3 wrote:I dug up my older account just so I could post in here again otherwise Ive mostly been lurking....
GAG!
A white knight once told Chris-chan to make a video stating that he had been trolling everyone for the past however-many years. Nobody believed him and I think the white knight in question eventually turned into a troll himself. I'm not totally sure, though.Akio wrote:I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.
Chris made that video.Coriserai wrote:A white knight once told Chris-chan to make a video stating that he had been trolling everyone for the past however-many years. Nobody believed him and I think the white knight in question eventually turned into a troll himself. I'm not totally sure, though.Akio wrote:I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.
No he isn't. The people behind him are.Akio wrote:I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.
Everything between "video" and "nobody believed him" is Rollin' and Trollin', which was Chris and an FA pulling the strings.Coriserai wrote: A white knight once told Chris-chan to make a video stating that he had been trolling everyone for the past however-many years. Nobody believed him and I think the white knight in question eventually turned into a troll himself. I'm not totally sure, though.
this pretty much sums up what's in Chris mindFix'd.rambage wrote:this pretty much sums up what's in Chris mind