Let's Zap to the Extreme!

Akio · Post by **Akio** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:27 am

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:
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WHAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTS2n3A7Gzc

What is this I don't even. I comprehended nothing. He says it's cold and then... puts on a jacket? It's summer isn't it? What's going on here? Why does he start saying, "You'd fuck me? I'd fuck me." Like seriously, what the hell. I swear, Chris isn't a tomgirl. He's just has a fetish for acting a girl.

somepartsareme · Post by **somepartsareme** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:28 am

[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest, and proceeds to shake his head, causing his cheek fat to shake around]

Ooh...brrrr...ooh, sure is cold out here...ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to...k-keep me warm right now...or something.

[Chris begins imitating what appears to be a digging-like motion]

[Chris starts humming, before putting on a jacket and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you Patti! Now we are togedder, forever.

[Continues humming, and shows his booty to the camera, pulling up his skirt]

Would you fuck me, 789Chan? I'd fuck me.

[Pats his booty, and ontinues humming and begins to dance around like Buffalo Bill before sauntering over to the camera]

Patt-[Video ends]

Akio · Post by **Akio** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:31 am

The clarification made it worse. I still... I don't even. We need Ultra Bidoof's clarification again.

EDIT: Wait, hold on. Patti? Together forever? Fur?
Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. Or I make actually have to find Chris IRL and... I don't even know.

YCobb · Post by **YCobb** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:01 am

Akio wrote:
Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:
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WHAAAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUCK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTS2n3A7Gzc
What is this I don't even. I comprehended nothing. He says it's cold and then... puts on a jacket? It's summer isn't it? What's going on here? Why does he start saying, "You'd fuck me? I'd fuck me." Like seriously, what the hell. I swear, Chris isn't a tomgirl. He's just has a fetish for acting a girl.

Best part: he may not realize this, but that's almost an exact quote from the crazy murderer in Silence of the Lambs.

Nichi :3 · Post by **Nichi :3** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:12 am

I dug up my older account just so I could post in here again otherwise Ive mostly been lurking....

Ahem WHAT THE HELL!? This is just weird and creepy silence of the lambs lurking alllllll over this Video.

Oh wait? he's still claiming he is straight after all this? Really? REALLY!?

GAG!

abgar · Post by **abgar** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:41 am

Nichi :3 wrote:I dug up my older account just so I could post in here again otherwise Ive mostly been lurking....

GAG!

Anyways, i just did the same... I have been lurking this thread since the begining...

This thread introduced me to CWC... I have seen so many things... Horrible things...

Nichi :3 · Post by **Nichi :3** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:05 am

Hahaha Nice subconscious pun I made there XD It really wasn't intended.

usually I don't have to say anything everyone else does a good job but.. I couldn't stay quiet lol

YEAH! I read it too now! I cant believe this guy is so horrible but its like you always want to know MORE. DX maybe because its so Unbelievable?

Akio · Post by **Akio** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:39 am

I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:43 am

Akio wrote:I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.

A white knight once told Chris-chan to make a video stating that he had been trolling everyone for the past however-many years. Nobody believed him and I think the white knight in question eventually turned into a troll himself. I'm not totally sure, though.

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:30 am

Coriserai wrote:
Akio wrote:I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.
A white knight once told Chris-chan to make a video stating that he had been trolling everyone for the past however-many years. Nobody believed him and I think the white knight in question eventually turned into a troll himself. I'm not totally sure, though.

Chris made that video.

Ultra Bidoof · Post by **Ultra Bidoof** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 10:05 am

Akio wrote:I know this has been said before; but I swear Chris is just messing with us.

No he isn't. The people behind him are.

Coriserai wrote: A white knight once told Chris-chan to make a video stating that he had been trolling everyone for the past however-many years. Nobody believed him and I think the white knight in question eventually turned into a troll himself. I'm not totally sure, though.

Everything between "video" and "nobody believed him" is Rollin' and Trollin', which was Chris and an FA pulling the strings.
Everything else is Vivian's origin story.

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:07 am

Sweet Jesus, just what is going in that sick man's mind?

rambage · Post by **rambage** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:34 am

this pretty much sums up what's in Chris mind

FatOldRobot · Post by **FatOldRobot** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:53 am

rambage wrote: this pretty much sums up what's in Chris mind

Fix'd.

rambage · Post by **rambage** » Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:06 pm

it's not completly empty, it's more like plastilin. everything he sees leaves a trace

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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