AWKWARD ZOMBIE

somepartsareme wrote:omg so cool

Cool? No.

Fukkin epic, mang.

somepartsareme wrote:Every person who was like "loll i saw a kitten get squished and i was all like idgaf" should take that test.

Whoa whoa hey, when did we start encouraging scarring and the lost of sanity around here?
Besides, the Offended page =/= Chris at all. AT ALL From what I've heard it's far worse than Chris Chan. Far worse. I'm repeating myself for greater emphasis. GREATER EMPHASIS.

But that's my thing! I repeat things for emphasis! EMPHASIS!

Gryewolf wrote:But those are humans! THey're assholes for the most part.

Haha, I know that one. I've seen hundreds of videos of people being murdered in various ways and it really doesn't bother me, but I don't watch animals being killed. I mean, I've SEEN zippo cat, gurocat, shovel dog, the mouse in the blender, etc. I just avoid them.
For the most part.

If it's a live feeding video, or if it's going to be eaten or something, that's one thing.
On a somewhat related note,
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_ ... 88-2006.29

On a somewhat related note,
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_ ... 88-2006.29

That's sad. I don't want to speak ill of the dead or whatever, but her name was Patti Chan. I think she wanted to die. And I'm sure she didn't want to be reincarnated into his comic. I'm juss sayin'.

Snee wrote:

On a somewhat related note,
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_ ... 88-2006.29

That's sad. I don't want to speak ill of the dead or whatever, but her name was Patti Chan. I think she wanted to die. And I'm sure she didn't want to be reincarnated into his comic. I'm juss sayin'.

And i'm pretty sure that Patti didn't want chris to make out with her either.

FatOldRobot wrote:And i'm pretty sure that Patti didn't want chris to make out with her either.

Yeah, that was messed up, even for Chris.

Then again I hate furfags so I might just be biased.

That poor dog was probably left alone outside most of the time. But she probably had more space than any of the human residents in that filthy house.

And at least the dog got fresh air.
And didn't have to stay in a room that smelled of semen, sweat, shame, poo, and chris-chan which is the worst smell of all.

So he's back making YouTube videos. This time calling out two of the trolls he apparently knows the real identity of and trying to blackmail them.

He has returned.
He's uploaded three new videos to his youtube account.

Here's a rough summary of all the videos so far:
-He claims to have the dox on several trolls, but so far he's only mentioned Surfshack Tito and Thorgzong.
-Claims that he knows that Tito(real name Don) lives in Michigan and Thorg(real name Jeremy) lives in Canada.
-Makes several wild demands of them.
-Tito is ordered to apologize to Sony(via youtube) for hacking into the PSN, give Chris a thousand bucks, delete his contributions to the CWCki, apologize to Wallflower for ruining her relationship with Chris(though Chris acknowledges that it was partially his fault), give Chris his home address, and to quit trolling Chris.
-Thorg must apologize for photoshoping Chris into a gay bar and uploading the picture to an electronic bilboard in Time's Square in late 2009 and put up another bilboard stating that Chris is straight for a week. He then also must delete his contributions to the CWCki and quit trolling Chris.
-Chris wants all of this done by the end of the month.

Here's hoping Tito sends him $1000 in monopoly cheddar.

And I still love how Chris says he's 100% straight. Dude, you're wearing earrings and have admitted to wearing a skirt in public and using the women's restroom. Kinda gay.

Ahahaha! I have to watch this when I get home!
Quick somebody mirror it just in case.

Oh, also Chris claims that he never meant Sonichu to go beyond Y-7.

So I think that means he blames his trolls for doing things that made him draw inappropriate comics.

How dare you make me draw porn!
Hah.