Let's Zap to the Extreme!

Anna-aurion · Post by **Anna-aurion** » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:56 pm

Ow...My brain.

Kira · Post by **Kira** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:53 am

okay okay so either this Chris-bro did the sex with a pikachu(which got preggers and had a...pikachu). Then Sonic face raped/instafused with that pikachu??

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:16 am

Eurch.

Dragoon · Post by **Dragoon** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:19 am

I'm still pointing out all the minor flaws, like Giovanni's son.

What is wrong with me?

Kiyske · Post by **Kiyske** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 3:31 am

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse

THIS HAPPENS

Silver_Wolf · Post by **Silver_Wolf** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:54 am

I think I was losing while IQ reading that...my brain feels funny.

Yeah, you go and Sky Uppercut that Zapdos. :/

Kira · Post by **Kira** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:39 am

oh yeah and double team confused him

FireflyYoshi · Post by **FireflyYoshi** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 1:44 pm

On the title page that was just up, it looks more like Zapdos is holding a bundle of dynamite rather than Rosechu.

Srsly WHYYYY

It would be better of it was TNT

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:22 pm

Is "disappoint my parents" a filtered word?

As in:

"Okay, so Kel gave two upstanding members of society her credit card to guy buy stuff aka disappoint my parents in the back of hot topic."

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:21 pm

disappoint my parents= disappoint my parents.

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:48 pm

I can't believe you have the guts to post that comic. Sonichu is an original character and is trademarked to him!

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:01 pm

inorite?

I totally found this one guy on deviantart. He's, like, gonna be in so much trouble when CWC finds this:

He's TOTALLY, like, ripping off Sonichu and thats not cool. Sonichu deserves to be in an actual video game, and even make an appearance in the show! This guy, like, totally is ripping off CWC and posting this crap so people will think he's totally funny but he's not... Where am I?

(Oh Lord, it hurst to write like that.)

Kira · Post by **Kira** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:18 pm

Airigh wrote:disappoint my parents= disappoint my parents.

Zang · Post by **Zang** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:46 pm

So I think this is a title page? not sure really. I kinda snerked at this because it seemed so meme worthy.

"I could cut 100 logs before breakfast"

"But I ate lunch a couple hours ago!"

classic.

Oh so apparently Rose has been being beautiful and not dying.

I've seen toilets prettier than that abomination.

and apparently she doesn't like black things or characters.

racist bitch.

Oh so apparently the mayor was being harassed by some jerk with a red pitchfork.

...I mean who uses pitchforks anymore? Pocket knives are much more effective...

oh and Chris-chan is Vegeta's bastard son.

Okay so she gets blown up and then Chris turns into a weird blue sonichu.

He lets Sonichu know that his mom was, in fact, kidnapped by a kid.

He then turns to show his single teardrop tattoo: a marking which shows that he has killed someone before.

So they break the door down and rescue the milf, and Chris Chan changes magically into his normal self.

Sonichu lets out a "pop flyin' mother's day"

it's RUCKY you dumb bastard.

Okay now we get to delve deeper into this mindfuck.

He employed his famous "looking for a boyfriend-free girl" sign in two places: the Fashion Square Shopping Center and Piedmont Virginia Community College. The dean, Mary Lee Walsh, reasonably assumed that Chris was publicly soliciting for sex, had the sign destroyed and banned him from the school for a year. Since then, he became obsessed with her and depicts her within his comic as a bald witch with a viking helmet, a pitchfork, a scepter to contain her evil anti-love powers, and occasionally a broomstick.

Chris has also shown his hatred towards Mary on several other occasions. He made a hilarious video asking for fictional character Harvey Dirdban's (not Birdman) assistance to fight "THAT EVIL BITCH MARY LEE WALSH FOREVAR!!1" in a contest for Adult Swim. He also made a video of him fighting Mary Lee Walsh as a custom character in Soul Calibur III. Despite his hate for Walsh, he still took the time with his Magic Markers to make hideous porn of her. You know you want to see it.

EXTREME NSFW

Chris's Love Quest was also foiled by Security Guards of Fashion Square Shopping Center. He was handcuffed and kicked out by Jerkops (half jerk, half cops) "for trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free Girl".

..the hell?

Okay from what I can tell, a new gal busts up in there and shoots the broom, and then changes back

and he gets an imaginary girlfriend. So romantic

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW

SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON SONICHU

AND REMEMBER TO ZAP

TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEME

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 10:09 pm

Ewwwwww.