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[Eat_box]

He lives in his own reality.

[Great Eyewarp]

I sometimes wonder what is his train of thought...

Made of legos, that's what it is.

A diagram of his train of thought. Fascinating, no?

By the way, is it just me, or is his spelling deteriorating?

[Anna-aurion]

What kind of a name is Jerkops? He can't draw female anatomy right...again, just ARGH.

[The Internet]

THE INTERNET HAS RETURNED!

And also sorry to everyone for saying this but... my art is at about an equal level as Chris's...

but at least I can write a story for shit.

[Kiyske]

So apparently Chris-chan can't tell the difference between Psychic and Electric. Somehow, that just makes this whole thing even more awful than it already was.

And apparently his index finger is as long as his head.

EXCEL SAGA

Is that show any good?

STUFF

I like your avatar.

[[Citation Needed]]

EXCEL SAGA

Is that show any good?

And manga.


It's all fantastic.

[Ultra Bidoof]

By the way, is it just me, or is his spelling deteriorating?

His spelling has always been awful.

Anyway, this sub-episode is unique in that Chris made the whole thing up from scratch. As a result, it's short and 90% textwall. Chris was never actually accosted by the police at a bowling alley.

The guy at the end who was very clearly stolen from Excel Saga is supposed to be the manager of the Fashion Square Mall, Scott Palazzo, who banned Chris from the mall twice. The first time was when Chris attempted to "sell himself like a new car" and got arrested. The second time was a few months later, when Chris ran through the food court screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" after he found out Hannah wasn't into him.

[Cori]

The guy at the end who was very clearly stolen from Excel Saga is supposed to be the manager of the Fashion Square Mall, Scott Palazzo, who banned Chris from the mall twice. The first time was when Chris attempted to "sell himself like a new car" and got arrested. The second time was a few months later, when Chris ran through the food court screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" after he found out Hannah wasn't into him.

Did he seriously think he could get away with using the Dramatic No in a public place?! I always knew he was as stupid as they come, but really now...He's starting to sound like something out of a fictional horror story.

[Zang]

Ultra Bidoof, with of course, no disrespect intended- how do you know this?

[Cori]

Ultra Bidoof, with of course, no disrespect intended- how do you know this?

He is a Chris-chan scholar. He is sent on dangerous missions into the field to research the wild Chris-chan's natural behavior, and does extensive research with texts and documents that others have written about him before.

Truly a man living up to his calling of being the world-renowned Chris-chan expert.

[[Citation Needed]]

Ultra Bidoof, with of course, no disrespect intended- how do you know this?

He is a Chris-chan scholar. He is sent on dangerous missions into the field to research the wild Chris-chan's natural behavior, and does extensive research with texts and documents that others have written about him before.

Truly a man living up to his calling of being the world-renowned Chris-chan expert.

That's about as useless of a career as I have made Bugsy's career choice out to be.


On that note, don't you have some art for me.

[Cori]

I'm working on getting my scanner fixed right now YOU CAN'T RUSH ART MAAAN
Besides it's dinner time now. I need foods.

I'll PM you the direct links when they're done or whatever.

[Exeres]

Crispy still owes me a zombified dinosaur. I'm starting to believe there is no such thing.

[Zang]

While we're on this subject

Coriserai, I DEMAND A DEVIANTART LINKAGE

[Cori]

What.

I thought I put one in my sig.

...Nope.avi

Here you go: http://coriserai.deviantart.com/

I don't have a whole lot of recent stuff on it but I've been trying to update more often...which won't happen if my scanner doesn't get fixed so if you will EXCUUUUSE ME AGAIN while I try to get the durn thing to work.