Funny you should mention that. When Chris was in fourth grade, he had a chance to become a normal person.Lioness wrote:Or put him in an insane asylum for that matter.DudeWheresMyPikachu wrote:I'm surprised no ones arrested him yet.
See, for reasons that are unknown, Chris was sent to the principal of his school. Likely because he got a "F" in something. The principal put him on his lap to console him, and according to Chris "said offensive things to him".
Chris probably meant "He said he wouldn't change my grade or fire the teacher or that I'd have to improve on myself ohmigodohmigodohmigod".
This made Chris scream and hide under the principal's desk. He refused to sit on his lap, despite the principal's attempts to calm him down. This fit became so severe that four other people were called in to restrain Chris. One of them brought a tape recorder to record Chris's screams (likely to use as evidence in the event his parents tried to sue).
Bob was called and Chris was pulled out of school. Here, the chance was lost. Chris told his version of events to Bob, who instantly assumed that Chris was telling the truth. In Chris's version, he was suddenly yanked out of class for no reason and forced to sit on the principal's lap. When he tried to run away, more faculty members appeared, held him down roughly, and recorded his screams for their own perverse schemes. Bob assumed that the principal was a homosexual and Chris agreed. It should be noted that Chris wasn't lying, he just didn't understand why he'd wound up in the principal's office to begin with.
Chris's parents attempted to sue the school system for child abuse, only to have their entire case blown out of the water by the aforementioned recordings. The school then attempted to get Chris sent to what his parents call a "Mental Institution" but it was probably a special boarding school full of professionals who knew how to deal with autism. Chris's parents panicked and Bob moved Chris to Richmond for the rest of his public schooling career. And then Chris grew up into the idiot we all know today.
