AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I may have not absolutely hated Chris with the fury of a thousand desert suns before...










But I do now.




Edit:

Try holding your pen like that.
Just try.

[Citation Needed] wrote:

Boj wrote:also, whenever that blue sonichu thingie... rosechu or whatever said "momma", I read it with a Johnny Bravo voice... I have no idea why

And now I am laughing.
Boj, that post was a light in a dark, dark thread.

why thank you XD

General wrote:take your pick

aww hell naw

[Citation Needed] wrote:

"All right, I get to leech off the great offers here, wasting time while watching all the girls that pass though. My plan is foolproof; I'll just find a hot girl and pick her up, as they have to pass me just to get out! There's no way I can fail getting an atractive, young girl with cheddar and meets all my criteria, especially while I draw my awesome original comic which I am totally up to date on!!"

Is what bothers me.

Firefly is aliiiive.

Sonichu Wiki wrote:It should be noted that Chris has probably never seen Gurren Lagann

Well, at least we can all be glad about that.

I may have been incredibly annoyed at Chris-chan before, but I will hate him forever for ripping of Legend of Zelda. AUGH.

Zang wrote: also, to the gentleman explaining these "sub episodes", where did you get the information that this stuff went down? Not that I'm doubting your story, but I simply must see the sauce on that.

Mostly here.

And now, to explain Sub-Episode 4.

This incident actually occurred about the same time Chris drew the comic. He had attached a mini attraction sign to the back of his DS, and he would sit down at his attraction locations and wait for women to come talk to him.

One day, he tried this at a McDonalds inside a Wal-Mart. People complained and the manager of the McDonalds (the black guy) and a member of security (Merried Senior Comic) confronted him. They tried to tell Chris that he couldn't solicit sex in the store, and Chris refused to leave. So the two left to fetch the head of security, and while they were gone Chris hid the sign.

When they got back, Chris denied that he had ever brought a sign, and he started arguing with the three of them. He was banned from the greater Wal-Mart, though he mistakenly thought that he was only banned from the McDonalds.

Two days later he came back and began to play with pixelblocks(he wasn't using the sign). The McDonalds manager noticed this and warned him to not set up his stuff. Chris got rustled that he wasn't allowed to play with toys in a store and "stood up" against him. At one point he started trying to dictate his situation with a song and dance. The manager got his supervisor, the Wal-Mart manager, and Chris refused to speak to them on the grounds that they were men and had thus stolen all the pretty girls leaving him with none.

This led to "verbal combat", and at one point Chris ran off shouting verbal abuse, flipping them the bird, and attempting to perform the Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha multiple times. They chased Chris into the parking lot where he nearly ran one over with his car, and then he drove off.

At the suggestion of the same girl who warned him about Hannah, he tried to take the story to the media, but gave up when he was unable to reach any female reporters. It was at this point Chris concluded that not only were men JERKS for being better than him at finding girlfriends, they were also JERKS because they were actively trying to stop him from finding one.

Wow....just wow.

... The worst part of that is the knowledge that Chris drives a car. =/

Amyler wrote:... The worst part of that is the knowledge that Chris drives a car. =/

Hide ya kids hide ya wife.

'cause Chris-chan is drivin' in y'all's neighborhood.

I'm surprised no ones arrested him yet.

NO IMAGE CAN DESCRIBE WHAT I FEEL

Valbrandur wrote:NO IMAGE CAN DESCRIBE WHAT I FEEL

How about this one:



I've been using it everywhere lately.

DudeWheresMyPikachu wrote:I'm surprised no ones arrested him yet.

Or put him in an insane asylum for that matter.