AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I knew he "recycled," but I didn't realize Fanta was tied to it.

Well...

Guess now I'll never be able to drink Fanta again.

Guys. It's not like every bottle of Fanta has Little Chris-chans in it. I'd say a maximum of 5%.

Exeres wrote:Guys. It's not like every bottle of Fanta has Little Chris-chans in it. I'd say a maximum of 5%.

But every time we drink Fanta



We will think of Chris






And then vomit.

That's why I drink Mug root beer. I don't need to think of Chris-chan to vomit.

I only drink soda like once a month maximum.

So I don't have to worry about Chris-chan's recycling :'D

I imagine he uses other drinks, and possibly food. He really needs to look at a Biology book.

Why the hell is this topic getting huge do you people actually like this and what's going on he-


Never... drinking... fanta... AGAIN!

Exeres wrote:Apparently Chris can only imagine dating a white girl.

That statement can be read two different ways.

The correct way is equal parts stupid and weird. At some point in his life, Chris had a dream where he was working in an office. For some reason he had a daughter and she was there too. Then the building started to collapse and he had to grab her and run to safety.

He thinks this was a vision of the future sent to him by God and Jesus. Since the baby in the dream was white, Chris concluded that whichever woman God and Jesus intended him to marry was white. He got in trouble once when he tried to explain this to some black girls.

Remember that Marth/Jack ascend edit I made?

And remember those sonichu .gifs that I posted a while ago??






You can go ahead and shoot me now.

That is amazing in a disturbing way.

[Citation Needed] wrote:CWC 'recycles' his sperm by digesting it. There is a picture of him mixing it with Fanta and drinking it. And I LIKED Fanta.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

what oh my God what.


also, to the gentleman explaining these "sub episodes", where did you get the information that this stuff went down? Not that I'm doubting your story, but I simply must see the sauce on that.

HOW MANY MORE SHOWS/SERIES WILL CHRIS DESTROY WITH THIS COMIC
also, whenever that blue sonichu thingie... rosechu or whatever said "momma", I read it with a Johnny Bravo voice... I have no idea why

Boj wrote:also, whenever that blue sonichu thingie... rosechu or whatever said "momma", I read it with a Johnny Bravo voice... I have no idea why

And now I am laughing.
Boj, that post was a light in a dark, dark thread.

Boj wrote:HOW MANY MORE SHOWS/SERIES WILL CHRIS DESTROY WITH THIS COMIC

take your pick