AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Zang wrote:OOPS LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO PULL OUT THIS BAG OF DEVIOUS WRONGDOINGS AGAIN


MERRY CHRISTMAS YO



Mary Lee Walsh stopped Chris from being a freak and looking stupid.

He is disgruntled at this.

Oh god.

She made Chris look bad!! Like he needs any help...

Weirder, Chris is concerned about others being attacked by MLW (!)

FireflyYoshi wrote:Oh god.

She made Chris look bad!! Like he needs any help...

Weirder, Chris is concerned about others being attacked by MLW (!)

By "Destroyed my advertisements", "Shattered my heart", and "Hurt my soul", he meant "Destroyed my creepy attraction sign, told me I wasn't going to get any poon with the sign, and told me I wasn't allowed to try to solicit anything in any way on her campus".

By "Threatened to make me look bad", Chris probably meant "She warned me to stop acting like a creepy fuck or else she'd report me to the police".

And he's not concerned about others, just stupid. He tends to assume that if someone treats him a certain way, it's the way they treat everyone else. So he probably assumed Walsh was sabotaging all attempts to initiate relationships on campus, instead of just the retarded ones.

And that's assuming he didn't just write "I must stop her before she hurts someone else!" that because he thinks it's just something heroes say before beating up someone they don't like.

Zang wrote:

Chris chan wrongly breaks Mary's window. She asks why he has committed this act of vandalism, he aggrieves!

I have never seen someone pose like that, anime or not. Is he trying to pretend his fingers are a leperous gun?

Really...



He screwed it up bad...but this is what he meant.

EDIT:

Sailor Moon wrote:In the name of the moon I will punish you!

Yeah, I was just going to post that he was probably ripping off Sailor Moon. It's sorta his thing.

The painful memories of Dark Magician Chris is flowing back.

Valbrandur wrote:The painful memories of Dark Magician Chris is flowing back.

Oh god!

Dragoon778 wrote: He screwed it up bad...but this is what he meant.

EDIT:

Sailor Moon wrote:In the name of the moon I will punish you!

I'm kinda glad I missed the Sailor Moon thing, hopefully most people do., because she's awesome, and her name even being associated with his is a very sad thing indeed.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS TIME FOR SOME MORE MINDFUCKERY, FOLKS!!!1!1!1ONE!!



We join our ever so detestably familiar Chris Chan, who appears to be pretending to jack off I giant, black dick. His fantasies whisper thoughts of anime wings.


daisies, look at them wings.



Two homosexual lovers interrupt Chris' violent imaginary masturbation, to tell him that it is ILLEGAL to pretend to have a mate in wallmart, and to cut that shit out.

Chris responds by giving some speech, but instead of bothering to read it, I decided it'll be more fun to just replace it withHLUKHLUKBONERBLULKBLUKBLUOOGH.

same definition either way.



no....the son of a bitch just made a LoZ reference

NO IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY OHMYGODWHYDOESLKA;NVASL;;

-ahem-

m-moving on.



for some.....bizarre, unimaginable reason, Batmanchu decide to help Chris because....he made him and....Cwcville...

You are a parody. Why would you be grateful for your existence? Frankenstein's monster was a better sight to look at. and he killed the dude.

All we can do is pray that he comes to an understanding soon.


pray with me, pray with me.





>mfw this is the next page.

I dont think Chris knows, stop looking for an explanation.



What the fuck is going on here, Chris? What the fuck is "Anchuent"?

Chris you just fucked with Mario 64. I'm coming after you.

But for now, we finish this episode



nothing much to say here, really. An attempt at an action scene? needles shooting out of everyone's pores? It will probably never be explained.



AUGH NO YOU SONOFABITCH

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

YOU

I






ANOTHER POKEMON ATTACK YO



Never gets old, does it?







[see previous image]



another speech,but like i said earlier:HLUKHLUKBONERBLULKBLUKBLUOOGH.



So apparently The manager-er, manajerk comes out to face him.

THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY FOLKS,BUT REMEMBER,

NEVER GIVE UP YOUR TRUE, HONEST LOVEQUESTS AND LIKE ALWAYS

ZAP. TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS TIME FOR SOME MORE MINDFUCKERY, FOLKS!!!1!1!1ONE!!



We join our ever so detestably familiar Chris Chan, who appears to be pretending to jack off I giant, black dick. His fantasies whisper thoughts of anime wings.


daisies, look at them wings.



Two homosexual lovers interrupt Chris' violent imaginary masturbation, to tell him that it is ILLEGAL to pretend to have a mate in wallmart, and to cut that shit out.

Chris responds by giving some speech, but instead of bothering to read it, I decided it'll be more fun to just replace it withHLUKHLUKBONERBLULKBLUKBLUOOGH.

same definition either way.



no....the son of a bitch just made a LoZ reference

NO IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY OHMYGODWHYDOESLKA;NVASL;;

-ahem-

m-moving on.



for some.....bizarre, unimaginable reason, Batmanchu decide to help Chris because....he made him and....Cwcville...

You are a parody. Why would you be grateful for your existence? Frankenstein's monster was a better sight to look at. and he killed the dude.

All we can do is pray that he comes to an understanding soon.


pray with me, pray with me.





>mfw this is the next page.

I dont think Chris knows, stop looking for an explanation.



What the fuck is going on here, Chris? What the fuck is "Anchuent"?

Chris you just fucked with Mario 64. I'm coming after you.

But for now, we finish this episode



nothing much to say here, really. An attempt at an action scene? needles shooting out of everyone's pores? It will probably never be explained.



AUGH NO YOU SONOFABITCH

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT

YOU

I






ANOTHER POKEMON ATTACK YO



Never gets old, does it?







[see previous image]



another speech,but like i said earlier:HLUKHLUKBONERBLULKBLUKBLUOOGH.



So apparently The manager-er, manajerk comes out to face him.

THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY FOLKS,BUT REMEMBER,

NEVER GIVE UP YOUR TRUE, HONEST LOVEQUESTS AND LIKE ALWAYS

ZAP. TO THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME

He didn't. Quote. Monty Python. Please tell me you mspainted that.

I sort of TL;DRed the last two pages.


this update was full of fuck

DOUBLE POST FTW

BUT CHRISTIAN WENT TO daisies FAR
the LoZ reference I could stand
BUT FUCKING AROUND WITH THE HOLY GRAIL

I can't believe he referenced LoZ. I am incredibly rustled and sad at the same time.

Same goes for the Monty Python references. What a horrible, horribly sick joke.

Also:

The ladies are unable to notice my person, because they mostly have shopping on their minds

but Cori! that's the perfect reaction to these post