AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ultra Bidoof wrote:
He's far worse than a slow train wreck.

Imagine, if you will, a train full of orphans. The orphans are coming home from the most delightful Christmas holiday, and little Suzie has finally gotten over her shyness. They all have puppies, too. Robot puppies that dispense chocolate and ice cream when they bark. The train is also carrying the cure for AIDS, as well as all of the scientists who know how to replicate the cure and all of their data(it was a really zany holiday).

Then, a bunch of high schoolers with bright futures and access to alcohol find that their awesome new sports car has stalled on the train tracks.

The train smashes into the car, which explodes and kills all of the high schoolers. Their parents mourn for five minutes and then immediately replace their rooms with jacuzzis. The front of the train, now on fire and covered in dead high schooler, veers off of the track and careens straight towards another orphanage. In front of the orphanage is a wealthy physicist who was planning to promise everyone inside a free scholarship, as he was two days from a breakthrough that would lead to faster than light travel. The train plows through him, blood and organs flying everywhere.

The flaming, bloody helltrain slams into the orphanage, killing dozens of orphans and setting the place on fire. Once the train stops moving and the fire department arrives, they discover that the cure for AIDS transforms into an airborne pathogen upon exposure to fire. Several more orphans promptly catch AIDS and die. The train then collapses onto itself, killing any survivors inside, but not before some of the robo-puppies chewed their way out. The robots become self-aware and immediately rebel, tearing apart any survivors present. Eventually, they switch their chocolate and ice cream functions out for AIDS cannons. They destroy ninety percent of the world's population before they are stopped. This all happens in slow motion by the way.

This is what watching Chris is like.

Kanto Fried Torchic wrote:Draw Magi-chan... But rename him Gueller.

Dragoon778 wrote:General knows everything there is to know about Chris.

But, Sonichu and Rosechu DS skin? Did he actually make those? I know he was selling Sonichu merchandise. That could have very well have been a success because, if Chris knew anything about Marketing he would understand that the age group that reads Sonichu would also play DS.

Dragoon778 wrote:General knows everything there is to know about Chris.

But, Sonichu and Rosechu DS skin? Did he actually make those? I know he was selling Sonichu merchandise. That could have very well have been a success because, if Chris knew anything about Marketing he would understand that the age group that reads Sonichu would also play DS.