Let's Zap to the Extreme!

[Nichi :3]

He's far worse than a slow train wreck.

Imagine, if you will, a train full of orphans. The orphans are coming home from the most delightful Christmas holiday, and little Suzie has finally gotten over her shyness. They all have puppies, too. Robot puppies that dispense chocolate and ice cream when they bark. The train is also carrying the cure for AIDS, as well as all of the scientists who know how to replicate the cure and all of their data(it was a really zany holiday).

Then, a bunch of high schoolers with bright futures and access to alcohol find that their awesome new sports car has stalled on the train tracks.

The train smashes into the car, which explodes and kills all of the high schoolers. Their parents mourn for five minutes and then immediately replace their rooms with jacuzzis. The front of the train, now on fire and covered in dead high schooler, veers off of the track and careens straight towards another orphanage. In front of the orphanage is a wealthy physicist who was planning to promise everyone inside a free scholarship, as he was two days from a breakthrough that would lead to faster than light travel. The train plows through him, blood and organs flying everywhere.

The flaming, bloody helltrain slams into the orphanage, killing dozens of orphans and setting the place on fire. Once the train stops moving and the fire department arrives, they discover that the cure for AIDS transforms into an airborne pathogen upon exposure to fire. Several more orphans promptly catch AIDS and die. The train then collapses onto itself, killing any survivors inside, but not before some of the robo-puppies chewed their way out. The robots become self-aware and immediately rebel, tearing apart any survivors present. Eventually, they switch their chocolate and ice cream functions out for AIDS cannons. They destroy ninety percent of the world's population before they are stopped. This all happens in slow motion by the way.

This is what watching Chris is like.

oh dear God....you're right... Poor robo puppies D':

[Airigh]

Did anyone ever decide who I should draw next?

And I mean WHO, not WHAT.

[vealin99]

mary lee walsh

[General]

draw CWC as some sort of dictator.

[Kanto Fried Torchic]

/delurk
Draw Magi-chan... But rename him Gueller.
/relurk

[Kira]

U...u should draw Chris-chan dying

[Kira]

Fuggin Zang, doesn't give a damn about sonichu anymore.
We need this disgustingly crude and logical commentaries about a heartless manchild's crappy falsely copywrited comics.

[Airigh]

Draw Magi-chan... But rename him Gueller.

I may just do this. I'm not sure about the name, but I think he's next.

[Zang]

OH NO HERE COMES THAT GUY WITH THAT POTTY MOUTH

SHITS OFF THE HOOK GUYS



everyone's favorite manchild is reminiscing about how long it takes to get some poon, and chicken nuggets.

a stranger almost as round as himself approaches him.



oh god i gagged.

So her head shrinks whenever she does something stupid.

also her breasts swell to inhuman sizes



she just asked for coffee you fucktard.



so he tells his little hallucinations about a girl he /just met/

she asks what the hell is with the sonic recolor necklace

chris then pulls out a buck full of shitty marker-colored drawings

because the ladies just love that shit.



What's this?

it was a joke how unexpected

i like this chick now she gains all coolpoints ever.



"starbuckians"

pfffffffffffffft

so chris tells her to keep his spot warm...

we're gonna need more rosechus



gopadsjpo

ahahahahahahaaa

one cup of coffee and he's thinking of wedding bells

the fuck man?

heart shattered

man i'd love to see what he would do if he actually had any real chick problems



so he sends her an email about with talk of how his heart was "20% repaired before she stepped into his world" and that when she did it "had a miraculous recovery to 100%" and then when he found out "it was a lie", it went back to "19%" repaired

see what it did? it lost one percent

hanna I love you

zap to the extreme guys,

zap to the extreme

[General]

The best par tis that this actually happened in real life. Basically, Hanna noticed our favorite manchild sulking around the Charlottesville Fashion Square, so she decided to cheer him up and ask him out for some coffee. Of course, Chris thought his fuck quest was over and that he was going to get hanky-panky right after the coffee date, so he brought his Sonichu Scrapbook along and shoved it into her face, telling her about how great he is and how his drawings were better than Leonardo DaVinchi, so fo course Hanna turned him down. So Chris has noeone to blame but himself.

[Zang]

aaaaaaahahaha, you mean this /actually/ happened? oh my God that's awesome


bytheway General I love your sig so much

[Dragoon]

General knows everything there is to know about Chris.

I just know everything about Liquid Chris, because he is my favorite troll.

But, Sonichu and Rosechu DS skin? Did he actually make those? I know he was selling Sonichu merchandise. That could have very well have been a success because, if Chris knew anything about Marketing he would understand that the age group that reads Sonichu would also play DS.

[vealin99]

I wanna say everything wrong with this picture

1.Chris apparently doesn't realize rainbows are a symbol of gay pride
2.he also doesn't know the colors of the rainbow in order
3.shouting in the middle of a mall "MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!" is not a good thing
4.he is just asking to be punched in the face

[General]

General knows everything there is to know about Chris.

Guys stop stroking my ego

But, Sonichu and Rosechu DS skin? Did he actually make those? I know he was selling Sonichu merchandise. That could have very well have been a success because, if Chris knew anything about Marketing he would understand that the age group that reads Sonichu would also play DS.

While Chris did make a DS skin for himself, he never sold any merchandise.

[General]

General knows everything there is to know about Chris.

Guys stop stroking my ego

But, Sonichu and Rosechu DS skin? Did he actually make those? I know he was selling Sonichu merchandise. That could have very well have been a success because, if Chris knew anything about Marketing he would understand that the age group that reads Sonichu would also play DS.

While Chris did make a DS skin for himself, he never sold any merchandise.