AWKWARD ZOMBIE

OH HI GUYS AM I LATE FOR THE TOPIC

Tavros got his legs chainsaw'd off to make room for his robot legs. And Kanyanananana had her eyes closed while doing it. I don't think there's anything left down there. But I wouldn't put it past that strong horse-freak to put in a robo-wang.
(Plus the trolls always refer to them as "bone buldges," so it's possible that they don't even use them for procreation.)

She cut of his legs, not his whole lower half.

And I think she's closing her eyes, cause she's uh, sawing his legs off. Not 'cause of penis.

But she still couldn't see what she was hacking away at.

And since she represents Virgo, she very well could have been closing her eyes because of penis. But yeah, I would probably look away too if someone had to do that.

I'm sure she had enough precision not just to hack away wildly.



But if he did lose it, Equius would probably give him a robo peen.

Have you ever used a chainsaw? It's hard enough to control them in wood. I imagine they would rip through flesh like they do in every zombie game ever.

hmm but since it's a gardening/shrubbery chainsaw and given that she has years of experience with it...*smack*quietyou.

Heck even if he still had his normal one I'd bet Equius would still give him a robot one because oh god why is this even being debated/argued

Its obvious Equius added a robo-wang because thats just what he does

Change of subject.
Now.



I wonder what Kanaya will do next. She has thrown the dress out now what is there to do?

i am still confused

Vriska probably has some huge scheme planned.

Or maybe the 2 as-of-yet trolls have something worthwhile.

Bacon wrote:i am still confused

Kanaya is lesbian for Vriska, who hate-loves Tavros.

Trolls can hate-love because that's how they roll, like Aradia and Equius.

Remember when Homestuck had jokes? Me neither.

"Waah waaah, this webcomic is taking a different direction for the time being and all i want is funnies waaah what is creative liscense waaah"

I'm sorry but I don't wanna read an essay on made up romance. :T

quit bitching