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Also, the end of Guardians 2 hit me like a brick, good sequel.
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holy shit Logan is good
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WONDER WOMAN IS AMAZING AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES I WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH
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Baby Driver is fucking spectacular, it's like if John Wick starred in Crazy Taxi 4.
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Last weekend, saw Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie. I felt like I was back in 2nd grade, and it felt awesome.

This weekend, saw the latest Bayformers movie. I have to think over why it sucked, but my dad kinda started me off with it being drawn out. Also, Hot Rod transforms into an Italian supercar, and has a French accent.

Bay somehow screwed up a character worse than Hound, A.K.A. not Bulkhead. :psyduck:
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Rewatched the live action Beauty and the Beast, and still loved it. I highly recommend anyone who liked the original to give it a chance. It feels very much like a theatrical performance, and the music especially reflects that, especially the new pieces.

There are story tweaks that fix some of the issues with the original. I particularly like the changes to The Enchantress's involvement, the fact that she didn't curse a 10 year old prince who had to grow up as a Beast, his and Belle's backstories and getting to know eachother on a much deeper and more believably romantic basis, and the whole last 10 minutes of the movie.

Also seriously, the daisies music rules. If you enjoy musical theatre you'll at least love the soundtrack.
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Does it still have the major faults of being about a cartoon buffalo lusting after a young girl in the most english part of france, with the main plot of mrs granger having to decide between marrying an aggressive hairy guy who imprisons her dad or an aggressive hairy guy who imprisons her dad?
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Well you can't change TOO much now, of course it has to come down to hair volume in the end
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For Comic Con, Warner Bros cut together a generic-booty superhero movie trailer for Justice League. I have hopes that the film will be good but given DC's recent track record (one good film, Wonder Woman) I don't have MUCH hope, but there is always a chance that they put together the generic-booty trailer since its guaranteed to make sweaty nerds cheer en masse in a convention center.

If the trailer is actually their best offering then wowie sure is A Bunch of Superheros VS A Generic CGI Army of Aliens and/or Demons, exactly like Avengers, Suicide Squad, and hell even 2016 Ghostbusters.
I bet there will be a massive dangerous skyhole/laser in the climax of the film, because Hollywood hasn't made any real new superhero blockbuster films in ages




this also appears to be a tragedy, but Willem Dafoe is perfect casting for Ryuk

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Wesley Foxx wrote:Guardians 2. Hella sweet. Definitely the most solid description I've heard of it is that it is Empire to the first one's New Hope. Great, possibly better, same characters and universe and whatnot, but also a much different feeling movie.
Looking forward to Avengers 3. The Guardians are gonna be there.

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The Last Jedi. Spoiler alert: it's alright.
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Exeres wrote:The Last Jedi. Spoiler alert: it's alright.
that fucking superman-flying, Mary Poppins-booty scene with Leia. in fact, the entire opening hour is atrocious. the rest of the movie is good, which balances out to 'alright'.
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but that han solo movie though

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I had more issues with the ending. All three or four of them. But ultimately I'm satisfied.

Also if that's really the last we see of Snoke, ahahahAHAHAHAHAHA
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Oh yeah, the ending itself wasn't fantastic, and the entire Harry Potter casino set piece planet can fuck off, but the middle of the film is generally good.
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More starwurrs:

Like how in the last one when the 'entire star stuffed into a planet that is falling apart fails to explode in any way and just kind of fizzles out in a way that makes no sense narratively, scientifically or as entertainment' completely fridge logic'd me hardcore right in the moment, as soon as the lady who was already flying an empty cruiser by herself on a mission that was both a suicide run and going to lose the ship anyways starts prepping for lightspeed and turning it around, I was like IF THIS WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU CAN DO WHY WAS THIS NOT SOMETHING YOU DID AS SOON AS THEY COULDN'T GET BACK TO YOU IN TIME AND THEY WERE BEING SHOT DOWN?!? Plus the whole infuriating aspect of the fact that if not for keeping the cocky hothead who you should have no reason to suspect of being a mole in the dark about your plan (what, as some sort of bullshit life lesson test of character thing?) your plan would have gone off perfectly, and instead was so thoroughly compromised that bodaciously everything that finn and rose did was a total waste of time and lives? I mean, if she'd just told him what the plan was and to keep it to himself because she suspected someone might be acting as a traitor, when the two of them came to him with their sudden technobabble explanation of why they were being tracked, he could have 1. told them what the plan was and then 2. told her how they were being tracked to help ensure that they could slip away undetected. The first order wouldn't have known to scan for hidden getaway ships if not for the s-s-stuttering hacker guy leaking the information. The only purpose aaaaall of that served was to lose 2/3rds or so of the remaining survivors, Finn to become committed to the rebel cause and Luke sacrificing himself early. Everything with Ray and Kylo and Snoke would have happened the same. Hell, they could have even taken out the super-dreadnaught and star destroyers the exact same way but on purpose this time if they thought to do so. They bodaciously couldn't have stopped them from doing it, either, the carrier's shields were strong enough that the dreadnaught et all couldn't take it out until it was completely run down.

Aaaaaaall of that said, however, I still enjoyed the movie overall, I guess, it's just like the previous first one, there's plot holes you can drive a truck through.

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