The Lusty Argonian Maid: A Morrowind LP

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The Lusty Argonian Maid: A Morrowind LP

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Ahhh, Morrowind. A great game. There are so few good LPs of it out there, so let's add another bad one to the mix to make the good ones seem even better!

This is a fairly heavily modded game session, staring the Dark Elf Xeadra Akavari! Enjoy!

Chapter One

I: In which Xeadra is hungover and in prision.
II: In which Xeadra swears to never again sing.
III: In which Xeadra steals an entire tower.
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Malum wrote:DARK ELF PUNCHMASTER NAMED CHUCK MALEENORMOUS.
How about no
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Race: Bosmer
Gender: Male
Skills: Agility, Speed, Strength, and Endurance when you feel like it.
Sign: The Thief

Be a stealthy marksman.

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But odds I don't have as many arrows as you

I should have mentioned, you can recomend names too
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Quit making excuses

Edit: I guess if I were to suggest a name I'd go for Athenarr Cyatheales.

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Malum wrote:Archer? How about "Fucking Camper"
Until further notice Malum is banned from making suggestions
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be an Argonian female, and make your starsign The Lover
then name yourself The Lusty Argonian Maid
[11:16:47 PM] George: that girl deserved what she got and you know it
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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:be an Argonian female, and make your starsign The Lover
then name yourself The Lusty Argonian Maid
But what about combat skills
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idk surprise me
[11:16:47 PM] George: that girl deserved what she got and you know it
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Well so far the only serious suggestion is Odds'
Can we get any more like that please
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Birthsign: The Warrior
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Dracorn
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Well so far Odds is the best one
Come on AZ you can do better than that you goddamn PUSSIES
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Macha Redirons
Nord Female - Red hair
Specialty: Combat
Favored Attributes: Strength, Speed
Major Skills: Axe, Block, Heavy Armor, Armorer, Athletics
Minor Skills: Acrobatics, Blunt Weapon, Long Blade, Enchant, Speechcraft
Birthsign: The Warrior

This should be an okay warrior-type setup for you. And it's certainly more early-game friendly than the one I'm using right now on my own file.

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Be an Imperial lady.
Specialties: Personality, Agility
Be born under the Thief or the Lover.
Name yourself Orange.
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