AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's time............................to see how long I can keep this LP crap up.

Oh, d'aww......It's a Pikachu.


Yes, yes, old man. Lemme play.

Oh, sweet zombie Jesus. Another one.......wait, I think I know where this is headed.

RIGHT INTO A NAME SCREEN!

All right folks, choose my name, rival's name, and Pikachu's nickname please.

trainer = joe kick-booty

Player name: Ash
Pikachu name: Evil dead reference
Rival name: Evil dead reference

Guess what? I don't understand the Evil dead thing.

Well the main character of The Evil Dead is called Ash, so...
You could name your pokemon after eldritch abominations and your rival satan or The Evil something and it would be like you are catching monsters in mystical containers called Poh Ke' bals (surely a word of unspeakable horror without proper translation) and fight satan's hordes of monsters with it. Meh, it was just a stupid idea.

There are no stupid ideas, man

I thought I was the Yellow guy around here.

Name the Pikachu Boomstick and name your rival Evil.

Name: Sylvester
Rival: Tweedy

Trainer: Michael Vick

Poe Lick-booty

When Kiyske said the Boom Stick thing, I got it.

Yup

daisies, old man. Senile, much? This is your OWN GRANDSON!


Except your grandson has hair.

Housewares

lol laziness

O u, naughty Ash.

If this game had the option of choosing girl like in Fire Red, and she said this, I'd punch MOM in her crap-lousy face.

A wild OLD FART appeared

No shit, Shitlock

OH CRAP! MISSINGN1823er73758weyeyshshfshryugf

Never mind.


WTF HAX

I don't feel comfortable with this man.

I shoulda named him Dick.

Looks like Oak is taking punctuation lesson from Katie. WHAT


Yes I do. I'm not blind....

ARE YOU SANTA

Merry Christ- Wait

EVIL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

That SUNUVABITCH PUSHED ME INTO A WALL!

THIS.....IS MY


ONWA----

THE HELL DO YOU WANT NOW, SHOVE ME INTO WALL MAN?

[insert upstanding member of society joke here]

HOLY POOP! THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!

Maybe I shoulda named my character Kira.

Rat vs. Rat-dog

I shan't lose!

Hax in my favor. All right.

Swoon before BOOM STICK'S hawtness.
Ash- Houseware----oh, I already made that joke.

BELIEVE IT!


No thanks, I ain't into guys.....that are named EVIL, anyway.

What now, old man?

You mean this fat rat behind me? Haven't you played Yellow Version before, Oak?

Shh.....he's sleeping.

Let's go, BOOM STICK. Any skeletons shall die....wait what. YOUR TELLING ME THERE ARE NO PURE SKELETON POKEMON!? My mom named me Ash for nothing then...... /wrists.

Groovy.

Explotaro wrote:THIS.....IS MY

Best

But it's Housewares, not hardware.

Fixed it.

Ignore this, next page please.