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I love how they have the ability to magicaly teleport to hay stacks and what not.
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AC2 is pretty great, but a bit too easy. I can take out 3 dudes, 4 if I'm lucky before a fight even starts. Fortunately I like easy games.

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Obviously they are following me at all times, positioning themselves to be in the perfect position whenever I need them.

It's like having six extra hidden blades that have minds of their own.
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Brotherhood is just as easy, even though you lose all your weapons except the hidden blade with the built in gun because of events. But they're still hella fun.
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That is true. Also the notoriety system is broken (or glitched). I don't get any notoriety when going on a mass-killing spree with any weapon except the hidden blade. I'm not even wearing the De Medici cape since I was in Venice anyway.

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Are you wearing the Venetian cape instead?
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Is there a map for the feathers? I can't find those bright bastards in this bright games that's made entirely of brightness and the color bright.
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Depends on which game, if Brohood, yes, if AC2, YOU'RE FUCKED
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I have all the Brotherhood feathers, I think I have all the flags too, save for the ones in missions.
But nothing even close to that in AC2.
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You have 2 options: look at google and type in AC2 feathers or just don't get them, the reward isn't all that rewarding anyway.
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The completionist in me is like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING FAGGOT UGGHHHHH FIND THE FETHURZZZZZZZZ" But the lazy asshole in me is like "Meh."
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the AC2 feather rewards are: @50: a crappy hammer that's likely weaker than whatever you have by that point; @100: a ten second cutscene of Maria saying "hey thanks for the feathers they made not comatose anymore" and the auditore cape which keeps notoriety at 100% always

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Exeres wrote:Are you wearing the Venetian cape instead?
Nope, standard cape.

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Reading TV Tropes:
Justified Trope: The metaplot means that the artificiality typical of games is justified as being a side-effect of the Animus.

* Also, it's a side-effect of Desmond's state of mind. The increased freedom and diversity of missions in Assassin's Creed II could be a result of the fact that Desmond is no longer a confused prisoner and actually wants to do something to the Templars this time around.
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