AWKWARD ZOMBIE

lyrasen wrote:
poor wordsmith
he's all alone

Just like in real life

Was I sitting around in my nightdress all day being a lazy bum?



YES JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE

Great!!!Thank You For Your Contribution and Patience!

*Super excite over the update*
*No screen time*
*;-;*
*Waiting excitedly for the next update*


So, who's bunking with who from all the households?

Oh hey I'm in the background and hardly ever noticed, just like on the forum! That's pretty cool!

;_;

Also, I just want to say:

I am rocking that robe.

cori's gonna like the next update.


we are the foosball champions


princess brothel drinks away the sorrows of a 70-year-old woman with the mind of a sixteen year old


TWO AGAINST ONE, 'EH?


oh my god she's cooking


that was... expected


princess brothel goes to flirt with muhammad and he doesn't seem too thrilled






i think she's lonely.
or drunk.
yeah probably drunk.

MEANWHILE:




also stranaton has a girlfriend now

idk i thought he needed more screentime


OH NO


i bet he was hired by trygve


oh yay here come muhammad and coriserai to--


....beat the piss out of him.

i didn't tell her to do that, she did it all by herself.




"dayum, girl"


for some reason everyone felt it necessary to come out and cower at the burglar



Later that night the cops came. The burglar took the time to jump in his car, a Sloppy Jalopey, and speed off. The police did not give chase. They stood around doing nothing.
"We're afraid the criminal got away, ma'am." The one officer said to Coriserai. It looked as if he had donut crumbs outside his mouth.
"It's okay," she said. "I know his name."

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNN


"crash why do you always come into our room to read
and always when you're half-naked?"
"this is the nearest couch"


i think he envies cori's ability to do anything and everything in just a nightgown
including beat people up


princess brothel tries flirting with peter, who immediately shoots her down
(oh yeah i aged him and lyra up at unba's request)

MAN I CAN'T WAIT TO EXSIST AND DO SEXY THINGS

Daaaang, Cori.

This means I'll have to watch out for Cori.

Oh good I can't/would rather not fight. He'd probably cry as soon as the first punch flew :c Cori will protect me though

oh hey guys



everyone is all dressed up
bet you can't guess what the occasion is

the half naked person on the computer is nancy
he was playing in the sprinkler the whole time

Party at Stran's house?

well yes it is a party
but a party for a specific thing

ANYONE WHO I TOLD THE ANSWER TO ISN'T ALLOWED TO POST IT
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, PALE

IT'S A PARTY CUS I'M COMMING INTO TOWN
AW GUYS, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO