I did play the girl version and marry him. The fact that I kept getting Van's Favorite helped, too. I got like four times.
Two for Elli (I've been spelling her name wrong heehee), two for Mary, one for Anne.
Okay guys, let's go MEET SOME VILLAGERS

Yeah. You don't have to look so sad, I already feel pretty bad for myself and all.

I thought maybe I could do some looting.

Holy cow!
Haha, get it.
It's cuz we're on a farm.

Well, a farm would give me a chance to get away from my folks.
My
robot folks.

AWRIGHT
FARMER GIRUGAMESH

Or I could just woo all the women here and move on with my life.

SEGUE SEGUE SEGUE

Those rice balls will probably be the only thing I eat all day.
I'm okay with this.

You guys don't need to hear this, really.

AUGH BIG SCARY MAN

Again, you guys don't need to see this.

First thing every day: Ship some honey from that there tree.

Second thing today: Head into town.

Helllooooooooooooooooo nurse.
Popuri is our first bachelorette. She's sweet and kind, but she tends to act really childish.

My name is clearly superior to yours.

Haaaaa, you still live with your parents.
Ignoring the fact that up until yesterday I lived with mine.
Anyway, Rick is our competition for Karen. They're childhood friends.

Harris is the law around here. We never see much of him.

I think I like this guy.
Gray is our rival for Mary.

Aw, lookit him, he's like a lost puppy.

Cliff is pretty much the only full-on sob story we have here in FOMT. You might find out more about that later. He's our rival for Anne.

Karen's our second bachelorette for today. She's basically the cool big sister of the game. She also drinks a lot.

Guess we don't get to meet Mary yet.
Doesn't she go hiking with her family around this time?
Hmmmm...

Heeeere's Elli! Like Popuri she's sweet and kind, but she's definitely a lot more mature.

Doctor is our rival for Elli. Predictable, ain't it?