AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I CAN LOG IN AGAIN

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Madican wrote:Got Minecraft today at 6. It's 12:30 now. Hate those little exploding green penises.

You have ruined Creepers for me.

it took you this long to notice that they look like dicks?

Glad to be of service.

Went on a dungeon crawl and found some naturally created obsidian. Couple glass blocks to keep the lava at bay, one more to plug the water, and I had a whole field of obsidian to mine with a new diamond pickaxe.

Then a Creeper dropped from a hole above and took out all but one heart. So I plugged that hole and made for my base lest I lost everything I'd gotten in the crawl since it was so far down.

In other news the Nether is creepy as hell.

Head of The Brothel wrote:it took you this long to notice that they look like dicks?

I first saw that freaky booty fan art that had fingers for legs, so I always associated them with the hand of an angry elder god.

Minecraft documentary is more than halfway funded.

Falconer Lombard wrote:Minecraft documentary is more than halfway funded.

The 20 minute video preview is really good. I hope this gets fully funded

Dude! I was walking across this path I walk across all the time when suddenly out of nowhere there was a portal to the nether. just standing there.

TBH, I want that creeper wind-up toy. Yet I don't wanna pay $60 for it. :< Fangamer is making it too.

Playing on a multiplayer server with people from another forum I go to. The admins are prone to spawning mass amounts of mobs, especially Creepers, when night falls, right around people's bases.

So I made a miniature Death Star. Lots of cobblestone floating in midair from which I can taunt the literal army of green dicks. Getting down is a bit of a chore though.

So has anybody seen Rob Moran's LP of Minecraft? It's quite entertaining.

WHAT A SURPRISE, MINECRAFT.NET IS DOWN AGAIN

I used the seed Unbalanced, and I found a nice little mini-valley in a sandy spot. I made it into what is now my new home

(huge wall of before/after pictures incoming)

































Also, my first mining expedition in this world got me 9 diamonds and a dungeon :3

I put in 'squid fetus' spelled with obscure ascii characters and it got me a pretty rad valley/overhang.

Alright, so my dad just payed for Minecraft Beta, but when I click play in-browser or download the .exe it says I have to buy the game first. The page did say though that Minecraft Servers were a bit backed up, so should I just wait a day or two and then it should be fine?