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Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:00 pm**

It's based on my personal favorite Zelda game, A Link to the Past, and will feature an original storyline and entirely new dungeons.

Original storyline.

Ahahahahahahahahaha

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:01 pm**

^those were Reggie's exact words during the presentation, and not the one who wrote that article, fyi

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:05 pm**

I'm just pointing out how silly it is to say that the next Zelda game will feature a new story when they are all built around a tight formula.

Clearly it works and the games are very popular, and I know the stories do have their distinctions, I'm just poking fun at the wording.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:07 pm**

Exeres wrote:I'm just pointing out how silly it is to say that the next Zelda game will feature a new story when they are all built around a tight formula.

Formula is in no way equivalent to story.

That is an incredibly silly thing to say.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:09 pm**

So did you just

ignore what I said after that.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:12 pm**

Exeres wrote:So did you just

ignore what I said after that.

You're kinda contradicting yourself there. If you say that the stories have their distinction, why do you first say that there's any link (pun not intended) between the story & the never-changing (and succesful) formula?

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:13 pm**

Because.

It was a joke.

Clearly one I should never try making again.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:17 pm**

Operation Awesome wrote:
princess brothel wrote:Wow it looks so ugly
of COURSE it looks ugly, it's based on alttp's art style

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:19 pm**

Ever since I noticed that Exeres adds comments to his post in the subject area I've been enjoying his posts an awful lot.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:19 pm**

Exeres wrote:Because.

It was a joke.

Clearly one I should never try making again.

I don't see any joke in there, but I'll stop whining about it.

OT: Can't wait for the Oracles to be released in the eShop as well. Never played Seasons and never finished Ages, when I was a kid I somehow didn't finish any 2D Zelda that wasn't called ALttP

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:21 pm**

I think Exeres is trying to say that the story in Zelda games tends to be incredibly formulaic, which is of course intended.

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:14 pm**

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:21 pm**

gamepray looks tight

link looks stupid like a chibi

toon link has a fat head and doesn't look silly

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:31 pm**

Why is that Moldorm arena so big

confirmed for casual scum

Posted: **Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:37 pm**

Wow this seems really disappointing

Hopefully it'll be better than it looks

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as formulaic as a chemistry set

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i hate explaining myself can you tell

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whatever happened to benefit of the doubt

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fuck it i'm writing tragedy from now on

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exeres you sneak

Ohh, talking in subjects, fun

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I sure am on a media dumping spree, lately.

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