Let's Play Dwarf Fortress!

TheOtherMC · Post by **TheOtherMC** » Wed May 19, 2010 12:04 pm

Ill be the guy who shouts "THERES TOO MANY OF 'EM!"

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed May 19, 2010 3:20 pm

WHAT THE HELL

Ok, so I started to play dwarf fortress, and for the laughs, I named a dwarf Ame no Akai, blah blah blah, basic fortress made, blah, migrants came. Ame decided to get a strange mood. Couldn't get the materials he needed in time, he went beserk. He killed five dwarves. I said fuck it, locked the door, and started to flood the room, (not my smartest idea) and carp came in. He killed three carp before dying
Ame, you're a god, dude.

bunnytots · Post by **bunnytots** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:21 pm

Hey guys....
L2Pets.

Seriously, I was grinning the entire time I was reading this.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:42 pm

Plasma wrote:Falconer had two sons: Shoolis and Odds.

Where's papa?

Tabarnaco · Post by **Tabarnaco** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:45 pm

He's... on vacation.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:46 pm

When will he be back?

bunnytots · Post by **bunnytots** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:47 pm

When the party is over.

Tabarnaco · Post by **Tabarnaco** » Wed May 19, 2010 5:51 pm

He's not coming back. He's waiting for us.
For when we, too, go on vacation.

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed May 19, 2010 6:04 pm

I wanna go on vacation!
Where are we going?

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Thu May 20, 2010 3:53 am

To Disneyland!

Topazshot88 · Post by **Topazshot88** » Thu May 20, 2010 4:22 am

Man, I was going to request being dorf'd, but from the looks of things, you're entering a tantrum spiral. Already.

EDIT: And looking back through the messages I see you already dorf'd me at some point as a woodcutter. Thanks.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Thu May 20, 2010 5:56 am

I haven't done anything noteworthy so far!

I declare myself a background character!

Master War · Post by **Master War** » Thu May 27, 2010 10:09 am

I declare no update for a whole week!

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Thu May 27, 2010 11:06 am

Technically not, if I update it within the next nine hours.

That being said, that's very unlikely to happen.

Dandypants · Post by **Dandypants** » Thu May 27, 2010 8:17 pm

Please tell me your dwarves haven't gone completely mental and killed themselves yet? I really want my name to be immortalized by becoming a part of this LP...