Oh... uh... hey there! Remember when I used to do a Let's Play? ...OK, well, I used to do Let's Play. It's pretty nifty, and the reason I stopped was because I made a goal for myself: To have the most awesome Eeveelution team in existance.
I didn't meet my goal, but they're pretty nifty.
And now I can go back to doing a Let's Play and playing Wind Bazaar. I've got five weeks done total, this is Week 3. It's going to be a fairly short one, only 19 pictures, because... there really wasn't much to be done this week. Next week's going to be a bit longer, though.
After two weeks, I've hit my stride as a rancher. Sure, Ingo does most of the work (so he claims, but I'm pretty sure it's easy), but I have to do stuff like make sure my chickens love me. Apparently, chickens can control how good their eggs are, and the more they like you, the better eggs they'll produce.
Who knew?
I have once again headed into town, jumping around as I am wont to do, when I realize:
Purple Guy has a very bouncy hat. He's also quite fast, but is easily fooled by the old rock throw trick.
If there's seventy-three things I've learned here, then the fourth has to be that Sea Urchins can be found in rivers. The fifth is that they sell for absurd amounts of cash at the bazaar.
The sixth is that they can't be found in rivers.
Unless you're as awesome as I am.
As I've said before, I must make sure my chickens love me. As such, I play games with them. They love these games. Games like...
The Amazing Flying Chicken and
Catch the Chicken!
I also spend some time inspecting my farm.
And getting caught in the chicken pen. It took me about 3 hours to get out, but now I know that my chickens would probably like it. If I ever let them outside.
I spend the rest of the night looking out at my former home. I don't think I could ever go back. I've seen too much. I've changed. I'm not the same-
Is that a bronze coin?
What was I saying? Oh, right. I love a rainy night.
Oh, and there's another game I play with my chickens, but...
I don't want to talk about it.
That... is a very large chestnut.
My plants are coming in nicely at this point. they are taters to the North and turnips to the South. But not
that South. This South is better. But not much better.
They're turnips, after all.
As I haven't used the bathroom since the 3rd day I was here, I figure it's probably a good idea to head in there and take care of some things. This might take a while.
After that's done, I head in to town and I realize something:
These women are
always in the kitchen. She's got some really pretty feet, though. She doesn't seem to appreciate me being in her kitchen. It may be because I haven't bathed since my 2nd day here.
There! One bath after two and a half weeks of nothing should make all the women love me!
But first... This forest needs to go so I can plant some more crops. I hope there aren't any eternal children in there with faeries and one of them will be fated to save the world from a darkness the likes of which we've never seen.
But I figure the odds of that are pretty low.
Well, Saturday seems to come sooner every week, and I am early as always.
Being early is pretty boring.
But it gives me time to set up and show off my wares. I actually look like a farmer now, rather than a florist!
Good thing, too. Juris was starting to look at me in ways I'm not entirely comfortable with.
And now I'm a ten-thousandaire! Awesome! I'm sure to be the talk of the tea party tomorrow! Not only that, but I'm pretty darn rich! I could probably buy anything I want! I can't stop using exclamation marks!
There's just one problem with my fortune, though.
I
cannot stop buying chickens!
