Maskuline: A Lonk Adventure
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I just bought MM for the virtual console, and I might use a guy lp's as a go to.Miss StarSeed wrote:I'm really bad at watching video LPs or walkthroughs, I've noticed.
I'm really itching to play MM but too lazy to hook up the n64, so I started watching a walkthrough of it.
Every time the guy makes a mistake, I'm like "NO, YOU FOOL! >:U"
So it's probably a good thing this is picture LP.
And picture lp's are awesome.
betrippin wrote:Wow that took off like a golden rocket fueled by cheetah blood
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I always found the game very straight forward but if you're stuck somewhere, you can always ask me.Anna-aurion wrote:I just bought MM for the virtual console, and I might use a guy lp's as a go to.
And picture lp's are awesome.
I have most of the game memorized, and the parts I don't, I can now look up in the official nintendo guide because Tuxedo Mask is weird and buys them whenever they're available. (Collective's value, he says. Pfft.)
IT'S SO MUCH EASIER HUNTING DOWN ALL THE HEART PIECES WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY KEEP TRACK OF WHAT ONES YOU ALREADY HAVE.

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Time to head out and use my fancy new bracelet to bomb some Dodongos.

But first there is a rock I need to explode.

BOOM
FIRST TRY

Jesus the soundtrack for this place is creepy.
It could use some percussion...

1812 OVERTURE STYLE!

Kaboom! Nothing that can't be solved with explosives.

Christ that is even more terrifying.

LAVA=HOT
THANKS

WHAT WHY IS IT SHOOTING A LASER AT ME

THIS IS A FEUDAL SETTING THERE ARE NO LASERS

I run away and chuck some problem-solving around.

For the record, there are exploding worms in this cavern. I avoid them.

A little while later I encounter some lizardthings.
They are mean lizardthings.

They are also Agile lizardthings.
Come back here and die, would you?

Dodongo's?
You know, the chief did mention a problem with Dodongo's...

PROBLEM SOLVED

Is there any problem in this world that can't be solved with Explosions or Fire?

I kill a golden Skulltula.
But the medal is JUST. OUT. OF. REACH.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Hmm.
These suspiciously aligned Bomb Flowers give me an idea.

ONE BOMB LATER

I find another Skulltula. I fare far better on this encounter.

Oh dear. That never bodes well.

FIRE KEESE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Let us leave that room and never ever ever return because Fire Keese suck tremendous balls.
They ruined my Deku Shield.

Oh. That looks hazardous.
You can't even see the spinning death blades.

CAN'T SEE THROUGH WALLS
GOT IT

Anyway, there's a wall over there that I need to bomb. It takes several tries.

I succeed in the end, of course.

Gee, I wonder if the Eye over there has anything to do with the puzzle.

Who would have guessed?

OH DEAR EXPLOSION WORMS
FLEEING

Well this room looks peaceFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU
Stupid Lizardthings!

A thousand times DIE!

The Eye puzzle gets used again.
I feel my use of the slingshot means I will be getting a new tool soon.

I am too good at this prediction thing.

ITEM GET: PROBLEM SOLVING BAG
...
Dodongo stomach?

Hey, I'm back here. Except up more.
Giant Dodongo skull looks just as creepy from above.

I shall let no Dodongo go unbombed!
EVEN THE DEAD ONES

oh god what did I do I think I made it angry

Oh wait
There is a door in it's mouth.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I do a lot of things

Most of them involve block-pushing.

This room seems suspicious.

SUSPICION CONFIRMED
AAAAAAAA

Well there may be a little lava but I guess this room is-

OH GOD WHAT

You are horribly slow.
It's almost not scary.

Eat problem-solving, Dodongo!

I hit it with my sword a few times.

There's a little more bomb-throwing and sword-hitting.
It's hard to take screenshots of the bombs due to my button layout.

I seem to have solved this problem.

Okay that's kind of creepy.

Now that's just sad.
I feel kind of sorry for it, almost.

...And then I rip it's heart out.
I am the best hero ever.

Yeah, that's really depressing.

I leave the cave and am immediately dive-bombed by the Dancing Goron.

Long story short, the day is saved, me and Darunia are now Bros4Life.
I'll make sure to stop by and drop some beats from time to time.

Is he trying to help me or doing a Spirit Bomb?

ITEM GET
Spiritual Stone of Fire!

I am immediately set off on another quest.
It never ends, does it?

But before that Darunia sicks his rape-gorons on me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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"and knowing is half the battle!"Shoolis wrote:Bomb-Lizards = Baby Dodongos.
Now you know!
It's like they're waving a giant dick in front of you and they're saying, "Go ahead and play with this dick, it's all ready to go,"
but then you reach out to grab it and it's just a hologram of a dick. -Exeres
but then you reach out to grab it and it's just a hologram of a dick. -Exeres
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Hey, thanks. I'll be sure to ask you when I'm stuck. I could better at MM if there was no daisies time limit. FFFFMiss StarSeed wrote:I always found the game very straight forward but if you're stuck somewhere, you can always ask me.Anna-aurion wrote:I just bought MM for the virtual console, and I might use a guy lp's as a go to.
And picture lp's are awesome.
I have most of the game memorized, and the parts I don't, I can now look up in the official nintendo guide because Tuxedo Mask is weird and buys them whenever they're available. (Collective's value, he says. Pfft.)
IT'S SO MUCH EASIER HUNTING DOWN ALL THE HEART PIECES WHEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY KEEP TRACK OF WHAT ONES YOU ALREADY HAVE.
betrippin wrote:Wow that took off like a golden rocket fueled by cheetah blood
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I knew that you could the first time I played it. Then again, I have the N64 version with has another file on it. It was a used copy my step uncle bought.Miss StarSeed wrote:The first time my brother played he actually didn't know about slowing down time.Anna-aurion wrote:I could better at MM if there was no daisies time limit. FFFF
I could only go "what".
betrippin wrote:Wow that took off like a golden rocket fueled by cheetah blood
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