AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Souji Setodds wrote:Hyrule sure does have a lot of dead children.

Hyrule likes to pull "A Modest Proposal." Keeps the peasants in line.

Thank you for knowing A Modest Proposal.

So, the corpses of children are the skeletons outside of Hyrule.
Then are the Redeads adults?

By the way, have fun with the Sun Song, Mander. First time I saw those Redeads, I freaked.

Mr. Mander wrote:

You'd think that being Sacred, this meadow would repel monsters.

You'd be wrong.

What a baa-d monster.

Xeraphem wrote:So, the corpses of children are the skeletons outside of Hyrule.
Then are the Redeads adults?

I think they're the child molesters.

redeads molest everything

Henceforth they are Omnimolestors.

..So just molesters.

Ame no Akai wrote:Yeah but Omnimolestors sounds fancy.

Yes it does.

BANANA wrote:

Mr. Mander wrote:

You'd think that being Sacred, this meadow would repel monsters.

You'd be wrong.

What a baa-d monster.

*facepalm*

On a side note, am I the only one who thinks that mask he gave the guard looks like Pikachu?

It's the keaton mask.

Well this mountain seem rather unassuming.



OH GOD SPIDERS DIEDIEDIE GET IT AWAY



AAAAAAGH FLEE



Hello there Mr. Goron.



...Dodongos you say?



The Nose strikes again!



I scale the mountain further. It's pretty easy.



I shall make not of that. In case I ever need another Fairy floating about telling me how to blink or something like that.



I arrive in Goron City. It's not the most interesting place, so I just go right for my quest destination.



You can tell this guy is important because he has a unique appearance.



He likes insulting me.

Apparently I am not worthy to be a royal messenger.



And he won't let me help him with his Dodongo problem either.



Only one thing to do in this situation.



[S] Lonk: Drop ill beats



ILL BEATS DROPPED



Any second now...



AWWWWW YEEAAAAAAH






Darunia busts out some seriously sick moves



The combination of my ill beats and his sick moves dispels his depression.



Now he will let me solve his problem and claim the Spiritual Stone of Fire.



This Goron Bracelet will let me use Bombs against Dodongos.

I AM EAGER TO BALLISTICALLY ASSAULT SOME REPTILIANS

Using bombs? Against Dodongos?



I don't think that will work...

I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos.

Dodongos? In my cavern? It's more likely than you think.