AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Mr. Mander wrote:

Your fault, not mine. Deal with it.

Oh man.


This is going to be great.

SO EXCITE. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME

I AM


SO FUCKING EXCITED

I would laugh so hard if a final boss was Navi.

So I am a Deku now.



I make plants dance.



I also spin, like a ballerina.



I walk on water too.



I'm like Deku Jesus.

I was God-Emperor of these guys once, actually.



Best Plant wants to interact with me.



This is so stupid.



Away we go!



Tatl starts talking. Blah blah blah.



She decides she is going to travel with me. Without consent of course.



If she is done travel-raping me I must go.



Also I can do this.

I am turtley enough for the turtle club now.



No I am not.

What do you know about being a Deku?



Oh, flying. That sounds fun and not womanly at all.



I stand corrected.



This is childish and stupid.



I hope I never have to do that again.



In hindsight, this was about as foreseeable as a bullet train to the face.



Come away with me, children, to my forest of flying faggotry.



I discover a Deku nut.

Now that I am one, it begs the question of where a Deku's Nut's are.



I take the feminine flowercopter across yet another gap.



Oh no! A sad face!



The saddest face!

Adieu, Tristepin



When did I learn French?



Oh jesus it's Forest Temple all over again.



It's spinniiiiiiing



Slimy



I ascend the grimy tower.



huh, this area looks pretty mechanical



AUGH



Even Tatl cowers



Wait, I remember you.

I worked for you.



Yeah, I totally care.

You fired me if I recall.



Yeah, what a crazy random happenstance.



Or you've been following me.

Adult please.



You terrify me in ways my woody Deku Lips cannot express.



This angle says so much about you, Mask Salesman.

But I do need to get my Ocarina back.



This is where the plot goes downhill.



...I can do that.

I can't promise there won't be a hole in it though.



Get the Ocarina, Get the mask, do it in three days.

Gotcha.



Nobody does things quickly like Deku Lonk!



Well, maybe.

I'm not sure how I work.

No time for hesitation, though!

Lonk wrote:Come away with me, children, to my forest of flying faggotry.

Sig'd

You better get that blast mask. It is the best mask.

Are you doing a 100% run?

Lonk has made it to Termina. WOOT!

Mr. Mander wrote:I discover a Deku nut.

Now that I am one, it begs the question of where a Deku's Nut's are.

I laughed so very hard at that line. You are awesome.

Also If you need any help or tips on this game I can tell you just about anything as I've practically memorized the entire game and would be glad to be of assistance.

Mr. Mander wrote: Also I can do this.

I am turtley enough for the turtle club now.

pfffffff
Tuuuuuurtle

Mr. Mander wrote:

I discover a Deku nut.

Now that I am one, it begs the question of where a Deku's Nut's are.

Apparently, you have none.

Pfffflrrt hahaha