Maskuline: A Lonk Adventure

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:16 pm

Like I have said, my computer cannot actually upload more than one picture at once.

Doing an LP at this time would be a pain in the booty, since I don't want to upload 80+ images one by one.

supermario566 · Post by **supermario566** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:16 pm

Use tinypic.

You can upload 5 at once.

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:02 pm

supermario566 wrote:Use tinypic.

You can upload 5 at once.

Tinypic is now closed to new users.

I feel special now.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:18 pm

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

I proudly present the return of Lonk!

We begin with unnecessary introductions.

EVERYONE ALREADY SAW THAT NUMBSKULLS

We were there the whole time, narrator, you can shut up.

FAST FORWARD

By friend he means someone I haven't stabbed in the face yet, which is a very small portion of the population.

This is the state of Lonk, wandering about on a tiny horse in a tiny body in the forest in the middle of no where. This is what you get for saving the world in two separate timelines.

I get to be all alone.

Except for those two fairies.

I bet they're spies for some kind of pedophile.

And oh would you look at that Epona throws me off as soon as the fairies show up.

What a baby.

If I were not unconscious I would what is that.

Oh god that stare.

What does he mean by "good stuff?"

Oh god he's coming closer oh god oh god

I need an adult

Dear god where is Chris Hansen when you need him

Wait a second I'm not getting molested.

I'm getting robbed!

This is somewhat worse!

One of the thief's pedofairies wants my Ocarina.

As soon as I regain consciousness I am going to let them have it.

What a bitch.

I chose the worst three beings in Hyrule to get molested and robbed by didn't I.

Luckily for me, but not their skulls, I am regaining consciousness.

Now all I have to do is stab him in the back.

He turns around and exposes his face at the last second, though.

Making it that much easier to stab.

I take a dramatic pause and...

He steals my horse.

HE STOLE MY HORSE

I latch on to Epona and we go through a round of Grand Theft Equine.

I lose.

But NOW we are out of widescreen mode, which makes me a thousand times more competent.

Curse those black bars and their control-losing ways. I bet they're related to holes.

I have a horse to get back and a molestation to avenge, but I have priorities.

Namely cutting down grass for cheddar.

On top of being a great source of income, Grass can be used as a totally radical hat.

I commit a full-on botanical genocide in search of cheddar.

Then I continue onwards, as fast as my stubby legs will carry me.

I do a gymnastic aerial roundabout off the stump and win a medal from the Princess.

But what awaits me beyond that mysteriously glowing yet black door?

An ambush!

CURSE YOU, HOOOOOOOOOOOLES!

I'm dead. I'm definitely dead.

Oh wait this is not dead.

Best Plant! You've saved me again!

And there's the pedophile.

Not even Best Plant can help me now!

He didn't even steal my horse right. What a dolt.

Oh bloody hell. If he got rid of Epona that means I have to use my tiny little child legs all the time.

I miss being an adult.

Yes, I am pretty confident actually.

I did beat the King of Evil, even if I was three feet taller.

I get the feeling he's going to molest me again.

Nope, he's taken it a step further.

He has decided to molest my MIND now.

I need a psychic adult.

DEKUS

DEKUS EVERYWHERE

DEKU OVERLOAD

Oh jesus it's a Megadeku.

I don't see how this could get any worse.

Worse gotten. Not good.

I'm a Deku!

He insults me. I don't like him.

I get knocked over. Fairy is surprisingly strong. Maybe I am weak now.

Molester closes the door behind him. The Bitchy fairy is abandoned.

She complains too much.

Yes, me is who I am.

Your fault, not mine. Deal with it.

You knocked me over. I am expected to help you?

Only because I must leave too. Not for you.

I am in control again. I was Lonk once.

Now I am a Deku.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:37 pm

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:38 pm

exciting

Xylitol · Post by **Xylitol** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:49 pm

There was a LONK here
It's Deku now

Kiyske · Post by **Kiyske** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:53 pm

Pedokid messed with the wrong Lonk. This will end with a facestabbing, I just know it.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:55 pm

This gon' be goooood

electronic goat · Post by **electronic goat** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:43 pm

YES
this is going to be awesome.
By the way, are you planning on getting all the masks?

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:48 pm

MAJORAS MASK AM EXCITE

And hey, eponas back! We missed you man, and we kept your room the way you left it

Falconer Lombard · Post by **Falconer Lombard** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:21 am

Bomb mask. Bomb mask EVERYTHING.

Nancymaker · Post by **Nancymaker** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:41 am

MANDER AND LONK WE MISSED YOU

Also That fucking hole

Verom · Post by **Verom** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:20 am

I was looking for the fucking eligy statue in half these screenshots, god daisies you awesome story.

Neko · Post by **Neko** » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:27 am

Old games - new games.
old games you mysteriously transform into things.
new games you mysteriously transform into things.
new games look better.
everyone buys new games even though old games look cooler.
what's the problem?
old link games are like AWESOME. : D