AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Karilyn wrote:

gigoergong wrote:Decker, you forgot the "Play" in the title. It just says "Let's Heart Gold".

It will bother me if it is not changed.

Change the name to "Let's <3 Gold"

Yes, let's.






Also, every time I read princess brothel's username, I immediately think "Hot Bitch". Is this bad?

Should the name be princess brothel or Brothel

Brothel works better as a name

I can't decide someone help me, first response chooses because I'm not wading through 5 more pages of Digimon

princess brothel

You could make it Hot-B. Like a street name or something.

Wow, I'm short!




No really, Professor Oak is like a giant compared to me. Did you see how tall he was? I hope he doesn't crush my house.



I only just started existing, give me a break mum!



I don't see what that has to do with anything. In fact, I don't feel like an adventure.



Yessss



Yessss















Actually, no.



THERE IS A WORLD OUT THERE
A WORLD FULL OF POSSIBILITY

AND SMALL RODENTS

I CAN'T WAIT



Hm.

I guess there's no possibility. Or rodents.



NOPE WAIT THERE'S A RODENT

It's probably distracting me so that that creepy douchey-looking guy in the corner can mug me of my belongings. NOPE TOO BAD I'M ON TO HIM



!



!




This game is home to a lot of exclamation points.



AND THEN THE RODENT LEFT ME ALONE. That wasn't even exciting at all. This world sucks.













LATER, AT THE LAB




It's clean in here. Really clean. Like, some kind of surgery. Maybe I can change the gender after all



HOW

I ONLY JUST STARTED EXISTING



NO? THERE'S BEEN ABSOLUTELY NO MENTION OF THIS AT ALL SO FAR

NOT EVEN THAT RODENT WAS IN A POKEBALL



What are you getting at



WHAT

How on earth did you make that jump from "We used to walk with our pokemon~" to "I'm giving you one"?

I don't even



Alright, so I'll just



Um, can't it wait? I thought you were



Um, Professor Elm?



Cool. So about those Cockfighting Society



Cool story bro. Now what about my



YES

Cockfighting Society ARE REAL

AMAZING DISCOVERY 10 STARS YOUR EDUCATION REALLY PAYS FOR ITSELF



Finally

a love the random jumps of conversation

so the pokemon EMAIL

GO FIRE

They must burn.

elm


has ADD ._.

So I guess I'll pick Cyndaquil or something since everyone's like fire burn

Probably the more intelligent choice, since I'll be getting a Wooper and grass types aren't exactly hard to come by

Also bug gym later but olol spoilers

Up to you guys if I do or not. Also, should I stop at any nickname screens?

tbh i nvr cared much for the chik or toto, but then again they were all pretty much wtf compared to the original 3

you nickname, itll be funnier that way

nickname screens yes

how many letters do you get?

10 letters

name it faggot

wait i meant to say that like "name it, faggot"

don't name it "faggot"