Yeah I know. In one of my previous games I had a Mightyena. I don't like it that much though.
This update: Gurren Lagann references!

YOU'RE LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM FALKNER!
Derp.

Four score and seven years ago...

My spearow got bonked by a sentret

No, wait, that wasn't that long ago

That was JUST NOW.

Keep trying, pal...

Yeah once again my Quick Attack somehow did less damage than it did before. Doesn't make sense, and it let the spearow get an extra hit in. Nothing Scout can't handle, though.

Yeah I've been facing him the whole time, he's directly across the floor from me

A REAL MAN DOESN'T RUN!

Bitch you don't know who you're dealing with.

Bwahahaha.

I got in a lucky critical, but it wasn't enough.

ONE DOWN!

LET'S GO!

MANLY COMBUSTION OF SOU- wait, wrong timing.
I really wanted to say that, too...

Down for the count!

GAAAAH?

What the... You're Koga...

NO YOU'RE NOT. >:I

How are type weaknesses and resistances insulting? You gotta blaze a trail through them, man!

Throw aside logic and reason!

AND JUST FIGHT!

Pfffffffff, a pidgey is no match for the might of Sibbons the... mighty.

Yaaaaay

Scout!

Hmmmmm. This won't be too hard.

He dared to defy me by getting in a critical of his own >:C

yaaaaay

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?

...Ooooooh you're gonna get in
trouuubleeeee

Finally!

...Yaaaaay

Candy!?

Nobody ever gives me candy...

WELL that was boring and irrelevant

Hmmm...

I can feel the power radiating from t!
This badge...
I must get more.
I escaped to the outside world, now determined to continue my quest. One badge alone was not enough to stop the transformation, although they each contained great power.

Unfortunately, I was interrupted.

If it's non-edible I don't give a constipated shit

...God I hate it when people do that.