Champions Online
(Yes, it's an MMO)
So this game is basically
YOU ARE A SUPER HERO AND YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS
This is a cool game and let's get on with LE UPDATE already
So for the purposes of saving time I decided to choose the powers and the character already, because, it takes far too long in character creation to just get shit done.
WE ARE ELECMAN and we have lightning powers! Ho shit
This is our man. (He's kind of generic right now >:)
I have adjusted his face and now he looks *PRETTY* so let's get on with the body!
LOTS OF SLIDERS
That is a good body shape for an electric guy. Nothing too muscular woah.
So basically Character Creation takes a zillion years and there are a zillion options for what you can do, it would take ages to LP it and have you guys design the character unless all of you actually own Champions, so to save time, here is our hero when he is fully designed
(He's not so generic now)
These are great colours for electric and nobody will have this colour scheme.
Perfect!
(Hey, at least the invisible walls are canon in this game. If only vaguely. YES WE ARE CONQUERING THIS CITY, QUICKLY, SECTION IT OFF AND FOCUS ON ONE AREA)
Cool story bro
So basically,
I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A HERO TIL THE END OF THE NI~IGHT
AND HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE
(at least I can do the "larger than life" part)
(Squig I hate you for signing in)
QUICKLY, talk to the holographic woman right in front of you. It's an emergency we can't do it alone!
Why are you so tall you don't need to be so tall you are a hologram
It's like you are designed to waste space
Oh well! I'm sure there's some huge super heroic mission that you guys need me to take care of, right?
Right?
Wrong
So these are the pods, hm? And I have to kill three of these?
Well, there is definitely more than three.
I think I can handle this, SOCRATES, you can count on me
Oh shit I am shooting lightning for the first time.
This is so much better than tidying my room
That's all three done! I would stick around and play with lightning a little more and be a good role model but TOO BAD I have more missions to do.
What've you got, Socrates?
Wh
Whaaaaaaaaat
My next mission is to
get shot by the police force to help them test their guns?!
What the dicks Socrates, I thought we were closer than that
So these are the soldiers.
AAAAaaa this doesn't hurt what the hell
On the way back I spot someone with an
identical colour scheme.
What the dicks
At least he looks like a fool
Come on
dickrates, give me a new quest
I GUESS YOUR PLAN TO KILL ME BACKFIRED SO YOU'RE BRUSHING ME OFF ONTO THE MAYOR
WELL
SCREW YOU TOO
HOLO
BITCH
This is so not a plan to kill me.
Quickly, help recover my important and vital security access codes from a BURNING BUILDING
Fine. I'll get your VITAL CRAP and I'll survive, too.
Goddamn this is cool
(Goddamnit people stop logging in. If I continue this LP I will disable notifications, I promise)
The documents are in that desk right there. I will just have to pummel my way through JERK INSECTOID to get to it.
How
shocking
When I get back to the Mayor it seems like he doesn't know how to get rid of me so he decides to send me off to somebody new.
I am so victimised
I take his barricade in protest.
A drone! I can take my barricade-based fury out on him!
He goes down in one clean shot. Nice job, Barricade. You are a better companion than
dickrates could ever be.
On my way to my next
slave driver, I PSYCHICALLY DEDUCE that there is somebody in trouble just to my left! Yikes!
Hold on I am coming
distressed citizen!
Hold on!
Yooou raaaang?
Sure I can do that
BEST FRIENDS
Just walk past it it isn't even trying to hurt you it is groping that pod
Zappity zap!
Zappity zap!
Oh boy!
Now where were we
