AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was never able to keep a lover interested. Ever. 8'C

I'd stay there every day and get them gifts and sleep with them when they wanted.

I'd come back with a gift one day and they'd be leaving me. I tried following one of them once.

It said they died as soon as they left the area, supposedly committing suicide.

I stopped trying to have a spouse after that and just bought all the houses for myself.

... I was so lonely. 8'CCC

I'LL BE YOUR LOVER STAR

YAY~ <3

Star I will be your paramour

Miss StarSeed wrote:I was never able to keep a lover interested. Ever. 8'C

I'd stay there every day and get them gifts and sleep with them when they wanted.

I'd come back with a gift one day and they'd be leaving me. I tried following one of them once.

It said they died as soon as they left the area, supposedly committing suicide.

I stopped trying to have a spouse after that and just bought all the houses for myself.

... I was so lonely. 8'CCC

Okay that was depressing.

I never got married, probably because all the NPCs are... well, NPCs. No personality. And looked like the other random person passing by. The probably only interesting one was where you should make a certain man fall in love with you, and then break his heart so a ghost gets revenge on him this way. But I guess I shouldn't complain, since this game is focused on you, so no other character shines this much.
My house was the one next to where you lived with your sister in the beginning. Since my save files got flubbed I didn't play trough the game, so I couldn't buy castle Fairfax and live there, altough I probably had enough cheddar haha.

I HAD SEX WITH EVERYONE.

I HAD CLOSE TO FIFTY WOMEN IN MY BED AT ONCE.

I married that girl in that one quest. You know, the one where if you don't marry her, she kills herself.

Bacon wrote:I'LL BE YOUR LOVER STAR

Just a tip: hanging is a lot cleaner and more respectable than a knife wound.

Ame no Akai wrote:

Trygve wrote:I BANGED FITTY HO'S.

I lost.

My character married six times with people of both genders and from different social classes. Finding all of them different places to live where they'd both be pop flyin' and not bump into each other was funny. The prostitute wife got to move from dirty old Westcliff to slightly less dirty Bowerstone Old Town. Not a bad step up for her, I'd say.

I also killed that guy who found out I was a "bigamist". Apparently, he didn't know about the four other one... What would that be? A hexamist? A hexgamist?

Bigamy isn't only limited to two.

I thought it was only called polygamy now. Or is that only when the multiple partners are all interested in each other? (I.e. two guys like each other and a girl and the girl likes both guys.)

When I had an evil character, I married two prostitutes, had them live next door to each other, and then killed them both when they found out. It was ultimately pointless, but fun.

Bacon wrote:Bigamy isn't only limited to two.

Is that so? I thought it switched to "polygamy" if it were more than two, but... *checks Wikipedia* ...you seem to be correct. I guess we'll never know if he really knew the extent of my character's harem...

...Not that she ever slept with 50 people at once, but still...

Miss StarSeed wrote:I thought it was only called polygamy now. Or is that only when the multiple partners are all interested in each other? (I.e. two guys like each other and a girl and the girl likes both guys.)

That's polyamory; polygamy is an umbrella term, at least as I understand it.

Miss StarSeed wrote:When I had an evil character, I married two prostitutes, had them live next door to each other, and then killed them both when they found out. It was ultimately pointless, but fun.

I need to go through the game again with an evil character, now that I think of it. So far I've only done a pure good and a pure neutral.